AmexRuislip
Retired Spy 🕵️♂️
Enjoying a couple of bottles of Red Kite from the Vale Brewery 

Mrs Brown's Boys Xmas special on telly, but Doombar £2.25 a pint.
That there is the very definition of a quandary.
Shoot yourselfDoombar or Mrs Brown's Xmas special, a quandary! It reminds me of a question I asked a work colleague last week about two detested fellow work colleagues - You've survived a shipwreck and are sat on a tiny desert island, detested colleagues one and two have also survived the shipwreck and are swimming towards the island, you have a shotgun with one cartridge in it, what do you do?
(This post sponsored by Elvis Juice btw.)
Shoot yourself