Friday Joke du Jour

[Rusthall Seagull]

Last night my wife said she wanted a rape alarm,
so at 5.30 this morning I put tape over her mouth,
held her down, f*cked her in the arse and
whispered: "Time to get up Babe!"

 

[User removed 4]

is this supposed to be funny ?? i dont particularly think its a subject for jokes TBH.

 

[NF9]

 

[Wardy]

0/10

 

[gruntage]

7/10.

i found it rather funny.

 

[Taybha]

calling a woman babe just isnt right so 0/10

 

[Brighton till i die]

calling a woman babe just isnt right so 0/10

i call LOADSA women "babe" .....

 

[Brighton till i die]

is this supposed to be funny ?? i dont particularly think its a subject for jokes TBH.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking hell dude lighten up. its hardly GRAPHIC.

 

[theonesmith]

Mmm didn't make me LOL. 3/10

 

[Lokki 7]

It's probably a 4/10 but as Rusthall is SHIT at telling jokes I'll give it 2.

 

[Skint Gull]

Trouble is with that joke the build up is one line, the punchline is 3 lines, IT DON'T WORK!

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Rubbish 0/10

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

It's probably a 4/10 but as Rusthall is SHIT at telling jokes I'll give it 2.

that's made me laugh more than the joke

 

[siclean]

0/0 yuk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[imissworthing2]

Trouble is with that joke the build up is one line, the punchline is 3 lines, IT DON'T WORK!

is that the protocal for jokes!!!

 

[SUIYHP]

Ive read knock knock jokes that amuse me more

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Last night my wife said she wanted a rape alarm,
so at 5.30 this morning I put tape over her mouth,
held her down, f*cked her in the arse and
whispered: "Time to get up Babe!"

If Roy "Chubby" Brown had told it I think it would be funny.

 

[biggles]

sorry to disagree but maybe my building site upbringing i thought it rather funny