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[siclean]

 

[csider]

thats it, no more hair gel when training you c*nt!

 

[siclean]

Thats our title gone next yr

 

[KneeOn]

Now about that 80 Million... oh crap! I forgot to leave cat some food! /shit

Ah Crap, its squeaky bum time early! thats pretty shit though. :S

 

[ElkieB]

If I let you win at Hide & seek will you stay another year?

Pleeeeeeeeaase

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

"When I said tell me what you got up to with paris I didney mean empty yer tattys in me eye!"

 

[Higham Seagull Army]

( oh f*** the wee laddie wants to go to madrid ,i thought we had the craig davies swap deal in the bag )

 

[Caveman]

Those shorts look f*cking stupid, get a pair that fit.

 

[The Large One]

"I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'C...'"

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

How do you do that winking thing , Cristiano ?

 

[seagull_special]

I would prefer it if you didn't wear a netball skirt you big girl's blouse

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

Ferguson decided, despairingly, to let Ronaldo go when he realised that not even his 'Vulcan death grip' was working any more.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

 

[murraymints4brighton]

All I did Cristiano was say I wanted you to stay, you didn't have to gouge out my left eye.

 

[HG201]

Now look Christiano, we can keep letting you get away with waxing those legs of yours, your gonna have to leave

 

[Taybha]

dosnt matter wich eye i cover up,i still reckon your number plate reads D1VVER

 

[HG201]

Is this what you were doing when you crashed your car?

 

[siclean]

i think real madrid should have gone to a brothel...they could have got several greasy ***** there for fraction of the price !!!!