Friday Caption Competition

[Northstander]

 

[RM-Taylor]

Quick it's gonna blow

 

[Gully]

Man evacuated from burning flat after having the cheek to call the fire brigade.

 

[Bakesy]

Ok Sam, i know you were first at the scene again, but thats only because you couldn't be arsed to get dressed first.

 

[Pavilionaire]

<Naked man> "Nasty, all black, charred and messy up there"

<Fireman, gazing at his arse> "Too right, you should have wiped better"

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

put out all naked flames

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Andy from Little Britain does his new stunt for Little Britain.

Fireman Sam comes along for the support.

 

[B.M.F]

NHS new Colonic Irigation goes a bit too far

 

[Hungry Joe]

Unfortunate streaker in "climb into the burning building or get rogered by gay fireman" dilemma.

 

[supaseagull]

ANN DE VECHI ESCAPES FROM LEWES COUNCIL CHAMBERS

 

[PremiershipBound]

RUN, Leeds are in town

 

[sir danny cullip]

RUN, Leeds are in town

HA...HA....HA

 

[Dover]

Bare cheek shown as fart lighting competition goes up in smoke.

 

[British Bulldog]

Now thats what I call a burning ring of fire!!!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I hope this hasn't scared the shit out of him.

 

[British Bulldog]

"Hello Sarge! can I come down? there's a nasty crack on this ladder!!!"

 

[magoo]

Never light your farts after a curry!

 

[colinpants]

that reminds i must post that letter.

 

[Woodchip]

Last night's Madras causes a few problems.