Friday Caption Competition

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

 

[Daffy Duck]

The 3 main party leaders start off on the election campaign trail.

 

[El Sid]

Stephen Dobbie in secret talks with Blackburn owners.

 

[beefypigeon]

The newsagents had run out of copies of 'ZOO' magazine, much to Pigeon and Chicken's disapproval... they love the birds.

 

[dazzer6666]

This is ridiculous. They've given me 7/1 in the 2.30. I am going to smash it because I am on drugs.

 

[Insel affe]

City bankers who have too much feckin time on their hands think they are incredibly funny.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Stephen Dobbie in secret talks with Blackburn owners.

That's Fran Sandaza and Leigh Griffiths, surely?

 

[Winker]

Three blokes who wish they had never met a genie with a sense of humour:

"I want to be hung like a stallion"
"I want a six-foot cock"
"I want to be able to see into ladies bedroom windows"

 

[Mowgli37]

You've come to the wrong NEIGHbourhood motherclucker.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Auditions open for the new Animal House film begin in London.

 

[Grombleton]

The Horse & Hound centrefold had finally run out of ideas.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

The stool pigeon at the racecourse was just too obvious.

 

[Hillian1]

Let's just stand and watch a minute, that chicken is about to cross the road and I want to know why.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Eyes wide open as the new Tesco meat inspector approaches.

 

[Stuart Munday]

Brightons new improved strikeforce revealed.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'Which well-known phrase or saying completes the following?:

Horse****
Pigeon****
Chicken****'

 

[AmexRuislip]

'Which well-known phrase or saying completes the following?:

Horse****
Pigeon****
Chicken****'

FLU?


sorry...................s**t

 

[Monsieur Le Plonk]

Will they let us back in once the non-farm payrolls have been announced?

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

The Yeovil Genetics Institute beano in London was always an interesting experience

 

[essbee]

Alright lads, play it cool, don't draw attention to yourselves and only
use the shooters as a last resort.