Frankenalbion

[Doc Lynam]

Can we create the complete player from the squad we have?

To start off i give you the stamina and workrate of CMS!

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

The finishing skills of.......... no, no, it's gone.

 

[seagully]

Calderon's designer facial hair.

 

[Doc Lynam]

Agustien ability to relax and switch off away from the game.

 

[Yoda]

As [MENTION=22975]DavidinSouthampton[/MENTION] said, we don't have anyone that can score, so no we can't.

 

[Mellotron]

Beram Kayal.

Done.

 

[Everest]

Agustien ability to relax and switch off away from the game.

As opposed to...

Best's ability to relax and switch off during the game

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Calde can provide...um...nah, sod it, just give us a squad of him.

Sure we'll have some shortcomings but it certainly won't lack for effort...plus they'll never lose the backing of the stands. Ever.

 

[VAL1850]

Halfords throw

 

[JBizzle]

JFC's short passing

 

[el punal]

Mr.G. Post, who was man of the match against Huddersfield, and has saved us on many occasions throughout the season.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Greer's finishing, as expertly demonstrated away v B'muff