Four Men and the Mayonaise Mystery?!

[Juan Albion]

Couldn't agree more, although his best roll for some years is in the latest Orange Mobile ads, at the cinema

I have tickets to see the great man in concert in November.

 

[Juan Albion]

Is it true London Irish has asked you to make a massive chip for his other shoulder...?

 

[dougdeep]

Do you really shave?

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

Monday to Friday

What? Without a break?

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

I have tickets to see the great man in concert in November.

Excellent, where be that?

 

[Juan Albion]

Excellent, where be that?

Here.

I am in the second row from the stage, dead centre.

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

Here.

I am in the second row from the stage, dead centre.

Very cool.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Monday to Friday

Kev mate, you had Thursday off, did you not? I think they might be expecting you in on Sunday

 

[chez]

In future can you keep to the same title please Kev. I've had the shakes since last night as I couldnt jack up on my next installment of "The Wedding Zinger". Everything is fine now though.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Tango bottles, pepsi etc arrived through the door and then me and Joesph took them to the fridge (There is a clue for you why the title has changed).

Ah HA! So THAT explains the 'Four Men and the Mayonaise Mystery?!' title!

 

[chez]

Re: Re: Four Men and the Mayonaise Mystery?!

Ah HA! So THAT explains the 'Four Men and the Mayonaise Mystery?!' title!

I was going to draw attention to that but thought that maybe I was missing something. Apparently not.

 

[Bry Nylon]

...after a while a (Columbian Drug Baron) came in called Juan, Whan fucks knows he started working and he was there to help me today.

Is he really a Columbian drug baron??
If he isn't he will probably be a bit pissed off being described as such on the internet and may sue you.

If he is, he will probably be a bit pissed of that you have blown his deep cover as a cook for KFC and will kill you.

Given the two options I would go for the former.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

For about a few hours me and the Columbian Drug Baron did fillets and chickens, I used the machine what we put the chicken in and I did it for the first time.



TO BE CONTINUED..........

BLOODY HELL!

You f***ed the chicken fillets and used a machine in your sex games?!

 

[Silent Bob]

Re: Re: Re: Four Men and the Mayonaise Mystery?!

I was going to draw attention to that but thought that maybe I was missing something. Apparently not.

I assumed it was this:

After the lunchtime rush it went dead, but we where still doing chicken, I then went into the fridge and saw Mayonaise all over the floor, I thought what the hell happened here it wasn't me so could of it been? I wasn't sure who knocked it over, so I cleaned it up.

Not sure what that other bit is all about.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

There were 4 men that were the possible perpetraitors of the Mayonnaise catastrophy.

Nichole obviously had a solid alibi at the time.

Who is the villain of the piece?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

There were 4 men that were the possible perpetraitors of the Mayonnaise catastrophy.

Nichole obviously had a solid alibi at the time.

Who is the villain of the piece?

I think we can safely rule out Andy as he never does any work at all and probably couldn't even FIND the fridge

 

[Bry Nylon]

I think we can safely rule out Andy as he never does any work at all and probably couldn't even FIND the fridge

Not unless he'd left his fags on it

...so who does that leave...

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Not unless he'd left his fags on it

...so who does that leave...

Juan (the colombian drug dealer)
Scott aka Fat Barry
Joseph

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Juan (the colombian drug dealer)
Scott aka Fat Barry
Joseph

Scott aka Fat Barry may have been disturbed by a co-worker while in the process of surreptitiously making himself a mayonnaise-based calorie-laden snack and dropped the mayo while fleeing the scene. Yup, I'll go Fat Barry.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Kev , if you say you work Monday to Friday but had Thursday off this normally means working Saturday or Sunday to make your 5 days up. Most fast food restaurants ignore your preferences for not working weekends by saying they are the busiest 2 days of the week.