Gully
Monkey in a seagull suit.
I have just bought a real classic timepiece, it has pictures of Albion legends on the face instead of numbers, but they are all of the same person...number 1 is Peter Ward...number 2 is Peter Ward...etc, etc...
I've got a Jeremy Beadle watch but it died on me. It was crap anyway. Only one hand worked.
I used to have a Wayne Henderson watch. It did a decent enough job, but when I started wearing my classier Michel Kuipers watch, it coincidentally stopped working. So I had to sell it.