BBC Sport's chief F1 writer Andrew Benson:
BREAKING NEWS
"I'm hearing from reliable sources that Force India are going to skip second practice because their staff are refusing to travel in the dark - hence running soft tyres now. Force India say they 'wouldn't want to comment on that' for now."
f*** the rain, I want to see firebombs, rioters on the track, people taking pot shots at the cars as they go round, helicopter gunships, special forces.
Entertain me you bastards.