Forgotten/rare phrases

[Shirty]

I know a couple of people from my parents generation (from entirely different parts of the country) who used the expression "Shit in your hat and punch it". I am making a conscious effort to make this my exclamation of choice.

 

[Pavilionaire]

"Oh, fiddlesticks!"

 

[Return of the Rev]

Well sit on my lap and jiggle my testicles! Gran always baffled us with this one

 

[Nibble]

I know a couple of people from my parents generation (from entirely different parts of the country) who used the expression "Shit in your hat and punch it". I am making a conscious effort to make this my exclamation of choice.

Reminds me, my Dad had a phrase if you said you wanted something "Well, want in one hand, shit in the other and see which one fills up first".

 

[Titanic]

"What do you want, a medal or a straw hat?"

 

[Nibble]

Ha, and What do you want? A medal or a chest to pin it on?

 

[upthealbion1970]

What do you you want? A blue Peter badge or a chest to pin it on?

 

[5mins-from-amex]

Back when i was at school the top insult was mo, as in he's a mo, you mo etc. Not sure where that came from. Also we used Jimmy Hill and chinny rub for when accussing someone of talking bollocks. The most un pc insult was to take you arm out of your jumper, touch your shoulder and put the sleeve back on so your elbow poked out of the end, stick your tongue under your bottom lip and while waving your elbow stub at the person to be insulted and yell "Joey, Joey" in the best "retard" voice you could manage. Christ we were horrible little bastards.

Lol i can remember doing that (hangs head in shame) wonder if the teachers today would let kids get away with it?

 

[Return of the Rev]

moon on a stick?

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

" Are you talking to me, or chewing a brick? "

 

[wallyback]

"Bob's your uncle"

Where a prime minister call Robert something or other, got a job in the Government for his useless nephew.

 

[Dave the OAP]

lawks a mussy

well i'll go to the foot of our stairs ( its a northern thing)

 

[Munkfish]

'Cheers Drives'

Said to bus drivers when departing. always used to hear people thank the bus driver, never do anymore.

 

[Nibble]

Calling a woman a Doris.

 

[5mins-from-amex]

'Waste not, want not'

 

[Titanic]

"Bats in the belfry"

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

"Do you want a knuckle sandwich? "
" Shut up you little bastard or I'll get Uncles Jimmy and Gary to babysit again "

One of these might not be true.....

 

[Sussax]

"Chance would be a fine thing, a fine thing indeed!"

 

[rool]

Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger, stick 'em up yer bum and they last a little longer.

 

[upthealbion1970]

'Cheers Drives'

Said to bus drivers when departing. always used to hear people thank the bus driver, never do anymore.

Do that every bus journey from/to racehill p&r