It seems odd that the small business community of Falmer village are being kept awake at night by the sheer terror of facing a new alien threat. Customers, imagine the horror of finding your rural ideallic business overrun with paying customers all happy to part with their money.
There is no more classic case than that of the Cutress family, Owners of the well respected Forfars bakers. (Any talk of a boycott of their shops is nonsense, God forbid we may end up getting fit). I would have thought that any conceivable nightmare of having 20,000 lager swilling pie munchers turn on the back lawn every other week would have created a bit of a business opportunity. You should spend your time nudging up to the Albion for the rights to sell your rather tasty wears at the stadium. Maybe you just might be able to afford a nice retirement somewhere really smart, like Withdean.
Vicar!
There is no more classic case than that of the Cutress family, Owners of the well respected Forfars bakers. (Any talk of a boycott of their shops is nonsense, God forbid we may end up getting fit). I would have thought that any conceivable nightmare of having 20,000 lager swilling pie munchers turn on the back lawn every other week would have created a bit of a business opportunity. You should spend your time nudging up to the Albion for the rights to sell your rather tasty wears at the stadium. Maybe you just might be able to afford a nice retirement somewhere really smart, like Withdean.
Vicar!
