for people going tomorrow- fancy doing some writing for me?

[turienzo's lovechild]

hello all, does someone who is going tomorrow (and can write a bit) fancy doing a little feature on their 'derby day experience' facepalm for flairweekly?

give me a PM if interested

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Palace's dismal home league record of 1 recent league win was extended to 8 games by a sensational performance from Gus Poyets rampant Albion

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

You could always ask HB&B. He's in the know you know. Well I think he is. The problem is that it's very difficult to understand what he's on about. It's tremendously challenging being a pompous, illiterate attention-seeker.

 

[Gonzo]

.... Adam El-Abd completed the rout with a thunderous volley from 75 yards that cannoned off of the underside of the crossbar before piercing the net. Brighton running out deserved 8-0 winners, but Poyet's men will be left scratching their heads and wondering how they didn't manage to win by more.

 

[Return of the Rev]

It was a dark and stormy night.......

 

[clippedgull]

It was a dark and stormy night.......

....raindrops seemed like heat seeking missiles as the 16:49 rumbled across the Haywards Heath viaduct...

 

[Return of the Rev]

I decided to ask the palace lad if he recalled the times back in the day? Yes, yes," said nigel.
"All dead, all rotten. Elves and Men and Orcs. The Dead Marshes.
There was a great battle long ago, yes, so they told him
when Sméagol was young,
when I was young before the Precious came. It was a great battle.
Tall men with long swords, and terrible Elves, and Orcses shrieking.
They fought on the plain for days and months at the Black Gates.
But the Marshes have grown since then, swallowed up the graves,
always creeping, creeping.As the train pulled into Norwood

 

[Lady Whistledown]

....raindrops seemed like heat seeking missiles as the 16:49 rumbled across the Haywards Heath viaduct...

Oh come ON: Balcombe Viaduct, please