[Football] Football's least captainy (is a word) captains?

[Stat Brother]

I have no idea why that question popped into my head.

I've never been convinced by Martin Odegaard's credentials for getting Arsenal over the line.

 

[Acker79]

I fully expected this to be about Bruno Fernandes.

 

[Billy in Bristol]

Bruno Fernades

 

[jcdenton08]

Fernandes at Manchester United - sets a terrible example.

 

[Billy in Bristol]

I fully expected this to be about Bruno Fernandes.

Well we have both made sure it is

 

[Stat Brother]

I fully expected this to be about Bruno Fernandes.

My first line suggests it is!


Hazza Kane - not a captain.

 

[Lurchy]

I opened this fully expecting it to be about Ivan Toney.

No way he should be captaining Brentford given his previous behaviour and recent comments about wanting to leave.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Fernandes at Manchester United - sets a terrible example.

Role model

 

[METALMICKY]

Bruno Fernades

End of thread surely!

 

[jcdenton08]

Role model

Rolling around on the floor model

 

[Baldrick]

Role model

Rolll model

 

[The Optimist]

David Beckham for England?

 

[Algernon]

I've never been convinced by Martin Odegaard's credentials for getting Arsenal over the line.

Excellent player, leads by example from what I've seen.

Name like a Scholl foot product though.

 

[AmexRuislip]

...

 

[studio150]

Zaha

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

David Beckham for England?

No. The man was a legend. I absolutely loved Beckham. And I absolutely hate ManUre.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Slab Head was a shit captain. Even ManUre recognized that.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Sami Hyppia was relieved of the Liverpool captaincy when it became clear he did not have the leadership skill set.

As exemplified later by his woeful performance as a manager: piggy backed on his assistant's talent before being sacked after the assistant left and it all went to bolleaux,, and the ineptitude reiterated after he was picked up as manager by an ambitious championship side, where it all went pear shaped.

 

[KZNSeagull]

No. The man was a legend. I absolutely loved Beckham. And I absolutely hate ManUre.

A "legend" who achieved absolutely nothing with England. Booby Moore was a legend. Beckham certainly wasn't.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

A "legend" who achieved absolutely nothing with England. Booby Moore was a legend. Beckham certainly wasn't.

Ah, but we had suboptimal managers and a suboptimal set up, then. Club wars and that. The captain can't do it all on his own.

Is Dunk a legend at Brighton? Won f*** all. Not a legend, then. In fact we have no legends at Brighton. Because we have won f*** all.

I may have to shoot myself, now, I'm so depressed.