Football tonight at Portslade

[the full harris]

Me please darling. xx

usual time, usual place?

 

[jail bird]

I may pop along...then again I may not!

come along....

I haven't made a tit of myself in front of you for so long

 

[Trigger]

would do but its like in Hove innit?

You know I get lost if I leave East Brighton

will fill my car with gasoline and try my best if I have directions, can't have you playing in your socks can we...

Don't worry about it, i was just joking

I have plenty of other trainers i can use, i'm sure Zteven can cope with them for another week!

 

[Trigger]

usual time, usual place?

Yes please Birthday Girl

See you at 7:35

 

[Sea]

mrs sue,
i can also lend you a retro albion shirt, well i say retro, it is only 10 years old, but anyway, yeah, i'll lend you the shirt and shorts, though the shirt might be a bit TIGHT.

Mr James, Thankyou for the kind offer of a retro albion shirt however it is not needed, im still mentally scarred from seeing you in wilkos one on the way to swindon! the tight shirt doesnt sound very appealing either. thankyou for your assistance though.

 

[Artois]

i might pop along a bit later, it depends on if i get my essay done on time!

There's no point Sue. I don't think I'm going tonight....

 

[Sea]

There's no point Sue. I don't think I'm going tonight....

Ah wel in that case i think ill be giving tonight a miss then!

 

[the full harris]

Mr James, Thankyou for the kind offer of a retro albion shirt however it is not needed, im still mentally scarred from seeing you in wilkos one on the way to swindon! the tight shirt doesnt sound very appealing either. thankyou for your assistance though.

sorry, i am really sorry i have left such lasting damage by trying on wilko's shirt on the way to Swindon. I am really upset to think i could have hurt you in this way. Please, if there is anything i can do to compensate for my behaviour i will do it. I was just trying it on for a joke, I didn't mean to offend anyone. If you could please find it in your heart to forgive me for this i would eternally grateful. I value my friendship with you so dearly and i am distraught to think i could have compromised it in this manner. Once again, deeply sorry and regret my actions.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Dont believe a word of it DKM is a very good player!!!

 

[Sea]

sorry, i am really sorry i have left such lasting damage by trying on wilko's shirt on the way to Swindon. I am really upset to think i could have hurt you in this way. Please, if there is anything i can do to compensate for my behaviour i will do it. I was just trying it on for a joke, I didn't mean to offend anyone. If you could please find it in your heart to forgive me for this i would eternally grateful. I value my friendship with you so dearly and i am distraught to think i could have compromised it in this manner. Once again, deeply sorry and regret my actions.

its ok i forgive you, though the pictures will remain a constant reminder!

 

[the full harris]

its ok i forgive you

oh the relief, i am so happy, tears of joy started to roll down my cheeks as i read those 5 magical words. Your forgiveness completes me.

 

[Biscuit]

Hmm tough call guys..

Do I revise for my MEDIA exam, or play football....

tick tock tick tock....

Any suggestions.

 

[jail bird]

Hmm tough call guys..

Do I revise for my MEDIA exam, or play football....

tick tock tick tock....

Any suggestions.

be honest, how much revision will you do after 7 in the evening?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

so are you DtG.

 

[fatboy]

I have an exam in the morning and I am still going.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Andy/Bisuit

I am not paying my taxes to educate you for you to fail because you want to kick a bit of plastic about!

STUDY STUDY STUDY

 

[jail bird]

I have an exam in the morning and I am still going.

the exercise will probably make you sleep well and feel rested tomorrow Andrew

GOD! I sound like my Mum

 

[Gary Nelson]

I need to stretch my legs so will be in attendance tonight. Might even bring the porky TOTKM

 

[Biscuit]

Andy/Bisuit

I am not paying my taxes to educate you for you to fail because you want to kick a bit of plastic about!

STUDY STUDY STUDY

YOU dont pay taxes!

 

[Dave the OAP]

I bloody wish! last year I paid more tax than I was getting net when I worked in Brighton