**** Football related thread *******

[Uncle Spielberg]

I am going to the game with my friend and colleague Mr Gareth Norris tonight.

He is a Nottingham Forest fan so I want the lads to show him the error of his ways and produce a footballing feast that will have him salivating like a rabid dog.

What are the chances of BHAFC playing some lovely football and rattling in 3 or 4 goals tonight ?. Or will it be a dour 0-0

 

[BensGrandad]

Sorry to disappoint you but I would like a dour 1 - 0 win and follow that by 8 more similar results.

 

[Sheebo]

0 - 0 we're shit and the manager's often clueless

 

[Bigtomfu]

Im having money on a 0-0 we havent had one for ages, and i think thats all i expect from tonight- a simple dour stalemate.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Sorry to disappoint you but I would like a dour 1 - 0 win and follow that by 8 more similar results.

Yes please, 9 1-0 wins in a row would do the job, Might even challenge for a play off place then.

 

[Rougvie]

I am sure he will not need much convincing, chances are that the sort of SHIT he is used to seeing will make the stuff we churn out look like Real Madrid.

 

[Simster]

I am sure he will not need much convincing, chances are that the sort of SHIT he is used to seeing will make the stuff we churn out look like Real Madrid.

Correct. Forest were GASH on Friday night against Barnsley. Megson has done a proper shit job up there.

 

[The Oldman]

Thank you for a footie thread. I wish your mate a pleasant evening at Withers as he sits freezing his butt off in the glory that is our Stadium.
Just get him to keep saying "Lewes Council are the evil empire"
He will enjoy Henderson playing at Centre Forward too.

 

[Kent Seagull]

I'm not driving 100 odd miles just to sit in a freezing cold seat for a poxy 0-0, I demand goals by the hatful! It's time we had a decent win, make it tonight please!

 

[Uncle C]

This is the last time our forward line will have a chance to shine before the big signings and loans start tomorrow.

They owe us a few.

 

[Woodchip]

You been on the sauce Uncle C?

 

[REDLAND]

Im having money on a 0-0 we havent had one for ages

Thats a gambling technique that surely can't fail !!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I am betting on

BHAFC 3
Burnley 1

Carpenter first goal

 

[Gwylan]

Was the last time we scored four the game against Watford? Nearly three years ago....

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

We decided after the match that the game was

UTTER GASH

He won't be coming again.

 

[Da Man Clay]

I got 9-1 on a 0-0 last night. Nice 100 quid i made there!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

A dour 0-0 would have been good compared to that crock of shite. It really was a horrible experience from start to finish, 96 minuts of football without 1 moment of excitement. I can honestly say I cannot remember a game in 30 years with less happening.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

His day got better when he found out Forest lost 1-0 away at bottom club MK Dons

 

[Mr C]

His day got better when he found out Forest lost 1-0 away at bottom club MK Dons

Yeah I wasn't too impressed with that result myself. There's only one club in League One that I wish to lose every single one of their remaining matches, get humiliated, lose money, go bankrupt, and disappear from existence. No prizes for guessing which club