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[Easy 10]

Why, did he die in a tree?

Long time coming, but the first LOL of the day.

 

[El Presidente]

Long time coming

I'm glad those blue pills I gave you after the Vale game are working!

 

[Easy 10]

I'm glad those blue pills I gave you after the Vale game are working!

The pills are great.
One unfortunate side effect is that they seem to make my knob bend round to the left though.

 

[El Presidente]

The pills are great.
One unfortunate side effect is that they seem to make my knob bend round to the left though.

I actually got them from a ZooKeeper friend of mine who deals with elephants. Do you keep buns in the bedside cabinet on the left side by any chance?

 

[Knotty]

Love the way Hoyte kicks him to the ground, then walks away in a "yesssssss! got him" sort of style!

Who was really laughing at the end , though?

Great boast - " I wasn't good enough to get the ball off him, so I kicked him."

 

[Easy 10]

I actually got them from a ZooKeeper friend of mine who deals with elephants. Do you keep buns in the bedside cabinet on the left side by any chance?

No, thats where I keep my monkey nuts...

AHAAA !

 

[Curious Orange]

So this isn't a thread about John Crumplin then?

How disappointing...

 

[Kenneth Wattle]

Who was really laughing at the end , though?

Great boast - " I wasn't good enough to get the ball off him, so I kicked him."

Or "he was too cocky for his own good so i did something that would make a lot of people happy..."