Gilliver's Travels
Peripatetic
Crystal Palace FC have been sued by hordes of disgruntled fans for not providing any kind of climax last Tuesday.
"They just led us on all week with this big talk of handing out a good stuffing, banging it in, making us feel Glad All Over and other total bollocks," said a dejected Croydon Bloke. "But when it came down to performing where it matters, in the box, they just couldn't get it up beyond halfway. In fact, the only Dick I got to see all night was that 'Weed chairman bloke, taking the piss out of Simon Jordan and sneering at his pathetic column."
"They just led us on all week with this big talk of handing out a good stuffing, banging it in, making us feel Glad All Over and other total bollocks," said a dejected Croydon Bloke. "But when it came down to performing where it matters, in the box, they just couldn't get it up beyond halfway. In fact, the only Dick I got to see all night was that 'Weed chairman bloke, taking the piss out of Simon Jordan and sneering at his pathetic column."