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fluffy bunnies, sweet pussy cats or playful dogs
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Man of Harveys
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Nope. I'm not even THINKING about going there. No way. Not me.Starry said:
Franks Wild Years
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Starry said:
I adopted one. A donkey that is not your husband, who I'm sure is a nice bloke but probably doesnt have long fluffy ears a round belly and dopey eyes.
Starry said:
You sound like me! One day he will come home and find a Shetland pony in the back garden cos I've always wanted one! I saw a Dogue de Bordeux advertised in our local paper a few days ago and said I was going to buy it but he said NO, but he knows I get my own in the end!
Barnet Seagull
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Man of Harveys said:Nope. I'm not even THINKING about going there. No way. Not me.
Curb those vile thoughts Harveys. (Glad you said it rather than me)
HampshireSeagulls
Moulding Generation Z
Race said:
Got some bad news, Race. He was asking around the club for a small pony, someone thought he was after a donkey, and the upshot is that you currently have Kerry Mayo tied to a stick in your garden.
Race said:
And that is exactly where the donkey was when he came home a few hours earlier than I was expecting and before I had chance to round up a child to move her to her proper field.
I would love a dogue de bordeaux. Paddy will definitely divorce me if I dare bring another animal into our house hold so until he's cooled off over the donkey I'll leave it. One of our friends just had a litter from her standard schnauzer and they are all tiny and fluffy, I really want one of those too. Maybe next time!
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Starry said:
He calls me Dr Doolittle cos I'm always rescuing something or talking him into 'just one more' pet! He dreads trips to the pet shop! If we had a shetland he wouldnt have to mow the grass anymore so thats one way of getting round him and he should be grateful really that I'm thinking him, but I dont think my neighbours would appreciate it so much!
Race said:
Go ON - DO IT!!
sams dad
I hate Palarse
I love donkeys ( in a strictly platonic way ,of course )Starry said:
Race said:
She brings another pet into this house her and the pets will be coming to live with you in a Dr Doolittle wonderland.
Paddy.
The donkey is for sale if you want to buy it Sams Dad?
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aftershavedave
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bhaexpress said:
it'll keep you company at new year
HampshireSeagulls
Moulding Generation Z
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You will be absolutely horrified. This was notified in an Army forum where they are notoriously unsympathetic and hard-edged with the black humour, but it silenced them and led to loads of DoS attacks on the site. It's sick, there's your warning.
But I bet at least one person on here bookmarks it.....