Fit for saturday

[public school boy]

Vicente, but this could change. How would you make sure he stays fit?

 

[NorthStandN1A]

put him in an isolation tank

 

[shaolinpunk]

Wrap him in bubblewrap?

Make him sleep in a giant tupperware to keep him fresh?

 

[scooter1]

Vicente, but this could change. How would you make sure he stays fit?

Never play him, or allow him to train

 

[Daffy Duck]

Just wrap him in the softest cotton wool you can get.

 

[Hillian1]

Just wrap him in the softest cotton wool you can get.

Bet he'd get an allergy to cotton wool.

 

[Silent Bob]

Freeze him in a giant ice cube

 

[Gritt23]

The opposite of whatever we've been doing for the last 2 months.

 

[marshy68]

who?

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

could we freeze him and defrost on saturday lunch time then get a wheelchair to get him about till kick off oh and definatly no warm up on that pitch

 

[Silent Bob]

could we freeze him and defrost on saturday lunch time then get a wheelchair to get him about till kick off oh and definatly no warm up on that pitch

I think it would be safest to teleport him from his bed to the pitch, just to be sure.

 

[oxymoron]

The nice thing is boys, he's been out for so long that it just like us signing him again. But with the added bonus that weve got him fit and already used to our system and the boys around him, I can feel a tingle coming on.....

 

[portslade seagull]

Maybe if we get a lookalike who can pretend to be him at training so come the weekend he is actually fit !!!!!!!!

 

[Willy Dangle]

Pay him more.