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Fit as 16yr old



Scoffers

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Burgess Hill
I have finally managed to get a picture of said fit bird:-
 

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Charles 'Charley' Charles

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The Mile Of Oaks
Les Biehn said:
Need a picture first and that ain't gonna happen. People on here may know this bird and that could land me in some shit.

Yeah but surely worth running the risk, that's what using your Marvel superhero skills is about, and if you use them correctly then you wont get recognised :thumbsup: I got taught this on day one of SpiderMan for Beginers
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
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Whats needed here is some of Hungry Joe's world famous PORN-ISH.
 




Scoffers

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Burgess Hill
Fit as a fiddle, no wonder he's excited about tonight
 




Les Biehn

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Blimey wanderer, you seem pretty desperate to see a pic of a fit bird. Just check out some porn sites or get yourself down your local pub, there should be a couple in there.
 


Scoffers

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you've been on this board long enough to know that if you keep banging in on about how fit this bird or that bird is, you're gonna get asked for a pic, sure as eggs is eggs

What red-blooded 34 year old wouldnt want to see a pic of a fit bird half his age!
 


Scoffers

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Burgess Hill
Les Biehn said:
They can badger me all they want Green Man, but they won't crack me.

and I thought you couldn't be cracked!
 




Les Biehn

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Wanderer said:
you've been on this board long enough to know that if you keep banging in on about how fit this bird or that bird is, you're gonna get asked for a pic, sure as eggs is eggs

What red-blooded 34 year old wouldnt want to see a pic of a fit bird half his age!

All true, but you seem to be getting a little irrate about the whole thing. Calm down. Get yourself down to Miss Selfridges, Top Shop or H&M and you will see some foxy 16yr olds.
 


Nowt wrong with that, I'm seeing a couple of 16 year olds(although one tricked me about her age), they like an older man. Can't say I blame them, 16 year old boys are utter kuntchopses.

You should come for a ride with me in Downloaded Penguin's car, we seem to pick up loads of high school pussy :drink:
 


Les Biehn

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DÃnN¥ §ëÃGuLL© said:
Nowt wrong with that, I'm seeing a couple of 16 year olds(although one tricked me about her age), they like an older man. Can't say I blame them, 16 year old boys are utter kuntchopses.

You should come for a ride with me in Downloaded Penguin's car, we seem to pick up loads of high school pussy :drink:

Cheers Danny but I'm not up for doing the nursery pick up. Never really been interested in younger birds but since leaving Uni I have only really come into contact with the younger ones through work (working in shops means lots of P/T snatch).
 




SK1NT

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Thames Ditton
pic NOW

les 16 and 26! ok in your last thread like this about her i called u a peado. But if shes ur ideal girl. Spend the next year or so her really liking you, then get with her properly rather than just f*** her now and then lose her ;) my first ever sensible words
 


Scoffers

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Burgess Hill
Bye bye, Im off to Miss Selfridges, Top Shop AND H&M for a bit of high school pussy :p
 


Les Biehn

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Wanderer said:
Bye bye, Im off to Miss Selfridges, Top Shop AND H&M for a bit of high school pussy :p
Should have gone in this week, they are all on half term so ahve been doing overtime. Go in at the weekend now, it should be heaving with young quim.
 




Ben Dover

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Jan 19, 2006
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Les Biehn said:
Oh god the filth master is here! The GF is not fully my bird, we are just treating it casual at the mo.

I think its strange that someone who is even seein someone would like to write on a weblog that he fancies someone else! The girl you are seeing could obviously do better, by seeing someone who actually wants to see her. Dont be a dickhead les.
 


Les Biehn

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brighton_b0y said:
pic NOW

les 16 and 26! ok in your last thread like this about her i called u a peado. But if shes ur ideal girl. Spend the next year or so her really liking you, then get with her properly rather than just f*** her now and then lose her ;) my first ever sensible words

But I don't want to go out with her. It is pure lust and I make no bones about it. I like her, she is reasonably funny but we have nothing to say to each other beyond some flirting.
 




Les Biehn

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Ben Dover said:
I think its strange that someone who is even seein someone would like to write on a weblog that he fancies someone else! The girl you are seeing could obviously do better, by seeing someone who actually wants to see her. Dont be a dickhead les.

Chillax mate. As said it purely a physical thing, I never said I was gonna act on it. Me and this other girl have a fairly relaxed relationship, thats the way we both want it.

And who are you to judge me.
 






Les Biehn

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DÃnN¥ §ëÃGuLL© said:
Why don't you tell her your old man played the part of the future saviour of the human race, should impress her.

Even though she wasn't even BORN when Terminator 1 came out :lolol:
She probably wouldn't know what the f*** I was talking about.
 


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