"Fish found in boy's penis"

[Robot Chicken]

Bit careless...

A 2cm long fish apparently found it's way into the penis of a 14-year-old boy from India in a bizarre medical case.

The patient was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period. According to the boy, the fish slipped into his penis while he was cleaning his aquarium at home.

Professor Vezhaventhan and Professor Jeyaraman, who treated the boy and later wrote a paper on the case, explained: "While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms."

After detecting the fish in the boy's bladder, Vezhaventhan and Jeyaraman used a technique known as cystourethroscopy to insert a special set of forceps down the patient's penis. Unfortunately, the fish was just too slippery to grip, so they resorted to using a rigid ureteroscope with a tool attached that is normally used for removing bladder stones.

The fish the urologists removed, which Practical Fishkeeping believes to be a small member of the Betta genus, measured 2cm long and 1.5cm wide.

He was later admitted into counseling to help him overcome any trauma.

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,,24353334-5012895,00.html

 

[Barrel of Fun]

That is the sort of story you will find when you search for 'Boy' and 'penis'.

 

[vegster]

This headline is better than the reverse, "Boys penis found in Fish "

 

[Robot Chicken]

That is the sort of story you will find when you search for 'Boy' and 'penis'.

As you're probably very familiar with.

 

[stss30]

Only 2cm? Quite a WEE fish then......

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Who else seems to think that he had his knob in the fish tank ?

 

[Don Quixote]

He should have WANKED it out.

 

[Leekbrookgull]

All a bit fishy to me !

 

[house your seagull]

He should have WANKED it out.

is the correct answer

 

[GT49er]

I've only had the experience of hetero-sexual oral sex; I thought the fish was obligatory?

 

[Garage_Doors]

ouch !

 

[siclean]

wernt a pikey was it .... them gillingham fish get ferking everywhere !!!!

 

[GT49er]

wernt a pikey was it .... them gillingham fish get ferking everywhere !!!!

What?.....ALL of them?

 

[Everest]

It's not uncommon.

The reason that the Candiru is most feared by humans is because it is the only vertebrate known to parasitize humans! The fish is said to be addicted to the taste and smell of human urine. Candirus parasitize humans, when they are skinny-dipping while urinating in the water. The candiru tastes the urine stream and follows it back to the human. It then swims up the urethra and lodges itself somewhere in the urinary tract with its spines. Blood is drawn, and the candiru gorges itself on the blood and body tissue, its body sometimes expanding due to the amount of blood consumed.

Once inside it would eat away the mucous membranes and tissues until hemorrhage would kill it or the host. It was also said that even if one caught the fish by the tail, once in the urethra it could not be pulled out because it would spread itself like an umbrella. The Candiru can attack both men and women. Penectomy is generally preferred to the misery and pain associated with leaving the fish in the urethra.

One way to expel the fish would be to drink the juice of the green fruit of the Jagua tree, Genipa Americana L. The juice of this fruit is brewed into a tea and drunk hot, supposedly causing the skeleton of the fish to dissolve and resulting in its expulsion from the victim within a couple hours. A synthetic version of the brew has been used in the past by urologists to dissolve bladder "incrustations" and kidney stones. The Candiru can also be removed surgically. But both these processes are time consuming

 

[Worthai Seagull]

Is this where 'Cod Piece' comes from ?

 

[Wardy]

It's not uncommon.

The reason that the Candiru is most feared by humans is because it is the only vertebrate known to parasitize humans! The fish is said to be addicted to the taste and smell of human urine. Candirus parasitize humans, when they are skinny-dipping while urinating in the water. The candiru tastes the urine stream and follows it back to the human. It then swims up the urethra and lodges itself somewhere in the urinary tract with its spines. Blood is drawn, and the candiru gorges itself on the blood and body tissue, its body sometimes expanding due to the amount of blood consumed.

Once inside it would eat away the mucous membranes and tissues until hemorrhage would kill it or the host. It was also said that even if one caught the fish by the tail, once in the urethra it could not be pulled out because it would spread itself like an umbrella. The Candiru can attack both men and women. Penectomy is generally preferred to the misery and pain associated with leaving the fish in the urethra.

One way to expel the fish would be to drink the juice of the green fruit of the Jagua tree, Genipa Americana L. The juice of this fruit is brewed into a tea and drunk hot, supposedly causing the skeleton of the fish to dissolve and resulting in its expulsion from the victim within a couple hours. A synthetic version of the brew has been used in the past by urologists to dissolve bladder "incrustations" and kidney stones. The Candiru can also be removed surgically. But both these processes are time consuming

That sounds like something that would be covered on QI.

 

[Everest]

But would Alan fall into the trap?

 

[Muzzman]

He was later admitted into counseling to help him overcome any trauma.

At least the fish got counselling

 

[Iamapen15]

He's just a young lad wanting to experiment sexually

 

[Stoo82]

I'm just a young lad wanting to experiment sexually

How mature of me.