First Chant on Saturday

[Uncle Buck]

For those listening on the radio;

We've got tickets
We've got tickets
You ain't

 

[Buzzer]

To the tune of Middle of the Roads - chirpy chirpy cheep cheep

Where's our coxy gone?
Where's out tiny cox?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Has anyone seen our tiny, tiny Cox??

Suggest a tune!

That Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep tune ('where's your mamma gone' or similar)

'Wheres Our Tiny

Cox?

Wheres Our TinyCox?'

 

[hans kraay fan club]

We've left our Cox at home,

We've left our Cox at home,

 

[Buzzer]

That Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep tune (where's youtr mamma gone or likewise)

'Wheres Our Tiny

Cox?

Wheres Our TinyCox?'

Got there afore ye!


By the way - Just noticed I've made it onto your signature thingy!

I'm famous!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

In the hugely unlikely event that we might not win this game, we can sing at the end...[to the tune of We can see you sneaking out, etc]


We would have done you with our Cox,
Would have done you with our Cox.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

By the way - Just noticed I've made it onto your signature thingy!

I'm famous!

Only til after the West Ham game

 

[Biscuit]

He's not the messiah, He's Bobby Zamora! :mexican:

(Sorry, to much LoB)

 

[hans kraay fan club]

In the hugely unlikely event that we might not win this game, we can sing at the end...[to the tune of We can see you sneaking out, etc]


We would have done you with our Cox,
Would have done you with our Cox.

In fact, thinking further on this, I am PRAYING for a draw, so that with the replay in mind, we can sing...

Gonna do you
Gonna do you
Gonna do you with our Cox
Gonna dooo you with our Cox.

 

[Gazwag]

anybody know the words to that bubbles song, might have to hum that one for a while

 

[1066gull]

We've left our Cox at home,

We've left our Cox at home,

He's going you tit to support the players

 

[Silent Bob]

He's going you tit to support the players

 

[watsongooal]

He's going you tit to support the players

f*** off you fat little twattwattwattwat


No offence

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Give us a B...

the bloke who shouts that at Borussia Monchengladbach is the least popular football supporter in the world...

:coat:

 

[Uncle Buck]

He's going you tit to support the players

But he is not playing, durh.....

 

[hans kraay fan club]

He's going you tit to support the players

I am really genuinely sorry. I didn't realise all football chants had to be literal. I can't apologise enough for my terrible, unforgiveable mistake.

PS. Does this mean that Peter Ward is ACTUALLY the second coming of christ, and that Tony Adams is ACTUALLY a real donkey?

 

[surrey jim]

gosbts

 

[Moshe Gariani]

gosbts

"to win the cup" version?

 

[Gazwag]

PS. Does this mean that Peter Ward is ACTUALLY the second coming of christ, and that Tony Adams is ACTUALLY a real donkey?

more importantly, does OGH wish a better MILF is thinking about him whilst shagging