First Chant on Saturday

[Buzzer]

If I get a ticket.



Or I get a home ticket, but I doubt I will sing.

Leaving it a bit late now Adie. It's a sell-out throughout the ground.

 

[Silent Bob]

Fat Turienzo, he's just a fat Turienzo

 

[jonny.rainbow]

We've filled your stadium, we've filled your stadium.

There's Brighton there, there's Brighton there.

 

[1066gull]

"If you've made a lot of money - buy our club"

 

[1066gull]

Leaving it a bit late now Adie. It's a sell-out throughout the ground.

I know, but there will be people selling up on NSC and KUMB

 

[Parson Henry]

Teddy Teddy, where's your WAG
Teddy, Where's your WAG

Thick Bimbo Scouser,
She's just a thick Bimbo Scouser

What will Mrs DtG make of that as dawn rises in Southwick and she is lying in the matrimonial bed?

 

[Dave the OAP]

Re: Re: First Chant on Saturday

What will Mrs DtG make of that as dawn rises in Southwick and she is lying in the matrimonial bed?

explain please mr milkins sir

 

[Uncle Buck]

I know, but there will be people selling up on NSC and KUMB

Yeah, there are loads floating around NSC....

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Fat Turienzo, he's just a fat Turienzo

That I like.

However, I'm a bit wary of any Tevez-baiting as I have a horrible feeling he might just come good against the pace of Butters, Mayo et al.

 

[Parson Henry]

Re: Re: Re: First Chant on Saturday

explain please mr milkins sir

I presume first chant on Saturday meant first chant...

With me? Ok.

Then, were I Mrs DtG, I would be somewhat startled to hear your booming voice singing that in my shell like first thing Saturday mornin.

Simple really.

 

[1066gull]

When the ball hits the net
like a F**kin rocket
its Zamora

When the ball flashes in
its not phillips or quinn
its Zamora

Its a goal, Its a goal
its not shearer or cole
itz zamora

when you paid hundred grand
for the best in the land
its zamora

 

[CHAPPERS]

When the ball hits the net
like a F**kin rocket
its Zamora

When the ball flashes in
its not phillips or quinn
its Zamora

Its a goal, Its a goal
its not shearer or cole
itz zamora

when you paid hundred grand
for the best in the land
its zamora

He plays for the opposition, twat features.

 

[1066gull]

If you ain't here at West Ham, shame on you

or

if you aint got a ticket, blame dick knight

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

He plays for the opposition, twat features.

Good point, well made, Chappers

 

[Uncle Buck]

If you ain't here at West Ham, shame on you

or

if you aint got a ticket, blame dick knight

Or those of us there could sing;

Loyal Supporters...

 

[Lokki 7]

"If you've made a lot of money - buy our club"

Eh? What are you wittering on about? I think you are referring to this sung by West Ham;

"If you've made a lot of money selling biscuits buy our club"

Goon.

 

[1066gull]

I think it is safe to say "Going Down" to them

 

[Yorkie]

There's Brighton there, there's Brighton there..

 

[Uncle Buck]

I think it is safe to say "Going Down" to them

But they have not been relegated yet.

 

[clippedgull]

Or those of us there could sing;

Loyal Supporters...