FIFA Caption Comp......

[fat old seagull]

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

"Go LARGE on Zaha diving in the box during the 2nd half"

 

[Knightsworld]

The English only thought we were going to vote for them!

 

[greyseagull]

"If I rub my hands hard enough, I can set fire to this man's head"

 

[Fungus]

"If I rub my hands hard enough, I can set fire to this man's head"

"Just watch, I can do it by staring"

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

"I might be interested in buying a dacha on the outskirts of Moscow at very short notice. Can I pay with gold bullion ?"

 

[El Sid]

"Just wait till the feckers find out it's the Vatican in 2026"

 

[studio150]

Yes of course you can play anyone from the Ukraine, Estonia etc as Russian. It's only $5m for each player.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

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That tea tasted a bit funny............

 

[fat old seagull]

That tea tasted a bit funny............

Really ? Here have an apple to take the taste away....

 

[Barrel of Fun]

There's nothing more we can learn. We're experts at covering our tracks. Deaths are needless, right?

Da.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Ere Putin, I have hair on the palm of my hands.
Does this mean I am mad as you

 

[The Birdman]

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I don't mind a brown or white envelope it what is in it that counts?

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

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'What will we put in your envelope Putin'?

'Blater you do it than me Blatter'

TNBA


TTF

 

[Baldseagull]

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"I've taken so many bribes now Vlad, my palms are permanently greasy"

 

[sydney]

Michel won't agree to that i'm afraid..........unless he gets one as well..!!

 

[mickybha]

 

[Hugo Rune]

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"Don't tell anyone Vlad . . . . I've got a secret . . . . I'm the biggest c*** in the world, not you!"

 

[rool]

Ha ha, yes Vlad, my finger does look like a penis

 

[beakyburn]

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No not the side Vlad. Back pocket. Envelopes go in the back pocket.