Favourite Quotes of all time

[Gritt23]

The best part of this quote for me, is that it always reminds me of being in the pub after THE GAME at Hereford. It was about an hour after the game, and we could go no further without a beer and a chance to reflect. Sat around the table all smiling, laughing, incoherant but joyously happy, and Easy10 summed up the mood exactly with the quote from Planes Trains and Automobiles.

John Candy: "Wow! Heh heh heh heh! I mean that was close! Heh, we can laugh about it now; we're all right, you know. Heh, heh."

 

[Seagullible]

Complete rubbish.

For a start, where the HELL would we get £1m in the first place?

'Plus, I doubt West Ham will hold out for that much.

Finally, there is no way a Brighton fan would be issuing him death threats. Why exactly would any of us?

"Oh, that fecking bastard, loads of goals for us, some absolutely sublime, back to back promotions, both as Champions. Grrrrr, I'd kill him if he came near our club again."

For Chri5t sake who could be that deranged? Oh hang on, FG, was it you?'

Gritt23, 3rd Feb 2005

Sorry mate but did make me laugh

 

[pasty]

My favourite (and most often used) quote is from Winston Churchill

"'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk.
'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober."

 

[Titanic]

Homer Simpson: "Trying is the first step towards failure."

 

[The Large One]

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill: Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your coffee.
Winston Churchill to Lady Astor: Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

 

[Easy 10]

The best part of this quote for me, is that it always reminds me of being in the pub after THE GAME at Hereford. It was about an hour after the game, and we could go no further without a beer and a chance to reflect. Sat around the table all smiling, laughing, incoherant but joyously happy, and Easy10 summed up the mood exactly with the quote from Planes Trains and Automobiles.

John Candy: "Wow! Heh heh heh heh! I mean that was close! Heh, we can laugh about it now; we're all right, you know. Heh, heh."

I can't help but think of that John Candy quote everytime a near-disaster is avoided. Candy (or Del Griffith) utters that immortal line just after he and his passenger (Neil Page) have cheated death from driving the wrong way down a freeway and almost getting smashed to bits by two juggernaughts. That scene is etched in my memory forever as he turns to a traumatised Steve Martin and says

"WOW ! I mean THAT was CLOSE ! We can laugh about it now, we're alright. Heh heh heh"

The genius of John Hughes. That film is pure comedy perfection. Have you watched it recently then Gritty ?

 

[Man of Harveys]

"Please stay off the pitch at the end so Sam and the lads can do a lap of honour"

 

[Lokki 7]

"Please stay off the pitch at the end so Sam and the lads can do a lap of honour"

Beat me to it

 

[Biscuit]

Mark Twain's, there all good.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Don't knock masturbation its sex with someone I love. Woody Allen

On being told that Barts exchange student is Albanian " What? Some kid with white hair and pink eyes" Homer Simpson

The scene in True Romance with Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken has some of the best quotes from any film but my favorite is just as Walken is about to kill Hopper he says
"Tell the angels in heaven that you never saw evil so personified than in the eyes of the man who killed you" Brilliant acting.

"Greame Souness has been going behind my back right in front of my eyes" Craig Bellamy

 

[Biscuit]

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down. - Woody Allen

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. - Mark Twain

After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one. - Cato the Elder (234 BC - 149 BC)

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

"You eat her while I f*ck You up the ar*e"
Ron Jeremy,country girls,circa 1981.

 

[Gritt23]

Complete rubbish.

For a start, where the HELL would we get £1m in the first place?

'Plus, I doubt West Ham will hold out for that much.

Finally, there is no way a Brighton fan would be issuing him death threats. Why exactly would any of us?

"Oh, that fecking bastard, loads of goals for us, some absolutely sublime, back to back promotions, both as Champions. Grrrrr, I'd kill him if he came near our club again."

For Chri5t sake who could be that deranged? Oh hang on, FG, was it you?'

Gritt23, 3rd Feb 2005

Sorry mate but did make me laugh

Nice to know I can raise a laugh ... other than when the missus sees me in the nude !

 

[itszamora]

"Knowledge speaks but wisdom listens" - Jimi Hendrix.

 

[FamilyGuy]

There's nothing you can do that can't be done (John Lennon)

You should keep working on that, with a bit more practice - you could be a Wanker (Julian Clarey to a Heckler, Brighton circa 1985)

 

[Gullet]

Joan Rivers on her chat show to Bernard Manning

"Is it true that you might be gay, ha ha ha?"

Bernard Manning - "No, but if all women looked like you I'd seriously consider it!!!"

 

[swiss tony]

Another Woody Allen one:

To you I'm an atheist, to God I'm the loyal opposition.

Also at Lewes station circa 1988 there was a classic incident one Saturday morning in which an injured swan had landed near one of the live rails between the platforms. A lady had gone to the station manager's office to plead with him to turn off the power on the rail and rescue the swan. He had left the tannoy on while speaking to her and muttered the immortal phrase "Look love, I'm running trains here not fuckin swans". Much to the amusement of the many people waiting for the 10.15 to Brighton.

 

[Biscuit]

Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry. - John Lennon

 

[B.M.F]

And to think, I used to be so intelligent.

Has had Chez, DBS and myself pissing ourselves ever since Moggy said it

 

[RickofBHAFC]

''What you've got to ask yourself, punk, is do you feel lucky?''
''Well do ya, punk!'' - Clint Eastwood.