Favourite line from a song EVER!

[D'Angelo Saxon]

"Calling me a thief - please! don't even try it / Sit down, eat your slice of pizza and be quiet."
Slick Rick - Mona Lisa

"I want to f***, drink beer, smoke some shit!"
The Beatnuts

"I've got biddies in all the major cities / the safest way to have sex is right between the titties!"
Tha Alkaholiks - Next Level

 

[Mr Popkins]

"Did you think I would leave you dying ,when theres room on my Horse for two"
Climb up here Joe and dont be sighing, I can go just as fast with two"


brings a tear to my eye everytime I hear it!

 

[wadhurstseagull]

"I saw two shooting stars last night
I wished on them but they were only satellites
Is it wrong to wish on space hardware
I wish, I wish, I wish that you cared."

New England - Billy Bragg



"Shirley,
it's quite exciting to be sleeping here in this new room
Shirley,
you're my reason to get out of bed before noon
Shirley,
you know when we sat out on the fire escape talking
Shirley,
what did you say about running before we were walking

Sometimes when we're as close as this
It's like we're in a dream
How can you lie there and think of England
When you don't even know who's in the team

Shirley,
your sexual politics have left me all of a muddle
Shirley,
we are joined in the ideological cuddle

I'm celebrating my love for you
With a pint of beer and a new tattoo
And if you haven't noticed yet
I'm more impressionable when my cement is wet

Politics and pregnancy
Are debated as we empty our glasses
And how I love those evening classes

Shirley,
you really know how to make a young man angry
Shirley,
can we get through the night without mentioning family

The people from your church agree
It's not much of a career
Trying the handles of parked cars
Whoops, there goes another year
Whoops, there goes another pint of beer

Here we are in our summer years
Living on icecream and chocolate kisses
Would the leaves fall from the trees
If I was your old man and you were my missus

Shirley,
give my greetings to the new brunette "

Greetings to the new brunette - Billy Bragg

 

[Lammy]

A potentially great thread ruined by people printing off entire lyrics rather than just the one line like the title suggests....

It's like Dwayne all over again!

 

[virgirlo]

breathe out, so i can breathe you in
foo fighters

 

[Man of Harveys]

Just about every single line by Steely Dan, one of my favourite bands ever ever. Impenetrable but brilliant and very funny and cynical.

 

[wadhurstseagull]

My dear lammy - I was going to choose one line from the song but unfortunately they are all as great as each other and sadly I was unable to pick just one.

I am sorry if I have committed a Dwaynism. I consider myself suitably ticked off and will not commit the offence again. For the next few weeks I will only respond to threads that challenge my pedegree as a supporter - yes I did go to Gillingham.

 

[culvers]

I love you like a fat kid loves cake
21 Questions Fifty Cent
Perhaps lacking the poignancy of the previous posts but pretty funny.

 

[Lammy]

My dear lammy - I was going to choose one line from the song but unfortunately they are all as great as each other and sadly I was unable to pick just one.

I am sorry if I have committed a Dwaynism. I consider myself suitably ticked off and will not commit the offence again. For the next few weeks I will only respond to threads that challenge my pedegree as a supporter - yes I did go to Gillingham.

Really? I didn't.

My point is that printing off entire songs is a bit dull to wade through. I was expecting a list of classic one liners.

for the record my favourite bit is;

My heart is broke
But I have some glue
Help me inhale
And mend it with you
We'll float around
And hang out on clouds
Then we'll come down
And have a hangover


(again technically more than one line)

 

[wadhurstseagull]

OK - What about "how can you lie the there and think of England when you don't even know who's in the team?"

Splendid. (Billy Bragg by the way)
Am I forgiven?

 

[Marshy]

There's a starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds

 

[Marc]

In the morning I awake, I feel my bladder 'bout to break, scratch my balls I rub my eyes, feeling lousy

 

[Marshy]

Something in the way she moves
Attracts me like no other lover
Something in the way she woos me

 

[Stendahl]

Alone here in the kitchen, I feel there's something missing,
I beg for some forgiveness, but begging's not my business
Squeeze

 

[Brighton Breezy]

OK - What about "how can you lie the there and think of England when you don't even know who's in the team?"

Splendid. (Billy Bragg by the way)
Am I forgiven?

Genius.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

A potentially great thread ruined by people printing off entire lyrics rather than just the one line like the title suggests....

Picky or WHAT?

OK, then, just for Lammy:

'There was a cat that really was gone'

 

[Lammy]

OK - What about "how can you lie the there and think of England when you don't even know who's in the team?"

Splendid. (Billy Bragg by the way)
Am I forgiven?

carry on...

 

[Brighton Breezy]

"He knows there's fewer more distressing sights then an Englishman in a baseball cap"

"Did you see the stylish kids in the riot?"


The Libertines

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow' - Cornershop

 

[Brighton Breezy]

'Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow' - Cornershop

The original or the remixed version?