Favourite CALAMITY Goal Conceeded This Season

[Taxman]

if you watch the DVD of the first half of the season, there have been many comedy goals conceeded. So play this choooon and vote for your favourite goal

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Goal A
Nine man Walsall have a free kick in the Albion half, swing it in and bang, Kuipers misses the punch and we conceed

Goal B
Goal against Scunthorpe, long ball over the top, Richards watches it as he thinks its throw in, Hooper gets the ball, dribbles it round Hawkins, and the missed tackles of Elphick and Whing

Goal C
Deep into injury time away to Northampton, a corner comes in and bang, Kuipers misses the punch and we conceed

Goal D
Deep into injury time at home to Cheltenham, some crazy defending lets their striker run accross loads of missed tackles in our box, Kuipers, Elphick and striker collide leaving the ball to be free in the 6-yard box for an easy tap in.

Goal E
Colin Hawkins diving header past Sullivan vs Hartlepool in the FA Cup

Goal F
Adam Hinshlewoods Boxing Day spectacular long range back pass

Goal G
Collective team effort as Delph ran past Murray and El Abd watched him run 70 yards towards the goal

Goal H
Virgo and Kuipers collide leaving an open goal for Craddock to score for Luton in the JPT

 

[Taybha]

Last nights no contest

 

[alex_brighton]

hawkins belter of a header

 

[strings]

Last nights. 59 seconds... brilliant!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Without a shadow of a doubt Hawkins OG against Hartlepool, the best diving header I think I've ever seen. In second place Hinshelwood back pass against Colchester was also a fine individual goal.

 

[Gritt23]

I think Hinshelwoods is tough to beat. That was classy, and placed to precision, exactly where the keeper isn't going to get it.

 

[murraymints4brighton]

hawkins all the way

 

[murraymints4brighton]

I think Hinshelwoods is tough to beat. That was classy, and placed to precision, exactly where the keeper isn't going to get it.

it was tough for me to choose between that and hawkins header. i cant believe the power hinsh put on his seemingly week back pass.

 

[Djmiles]

Hawkins

 

[Mendoza]

Has to be Hinshlewood. Like all true great strikers, he created a goal out of nothing and changed the game. CLASS

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Hinsh.

He gave an absolute masterclass in finishing to us all that day, you can't learn that sort of stuff, you're born with it.

 

[blue and white army]

Hawkins he began to celebrate but realised he scored at the wrong end

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

Gotta be Hinsh and his back pass. I was at the game and it was like watching it in slow motion. Classy, pinpoint precision and the silence from the crowd as if they couldn't believe what they were seeing.

 

[HG201]

Either hinsh's own goal or last night's embarrasment

 

[forumwayseagull]

My god what a choice, an abundance of shite to think about.

The back pass has it for randomness by Hinsh
the Hawkins header was a cracker
and lets never forget last night....................that was just total b~##**ks

 

[Storer68]

Hinsh - that has to a training ground move to perfection!

 

[Easy 10]

For sheer head-in-hands moments, its extremely difficult to seperate that Holy Trinity of the Hawkins diving header, the Hinsh backpass, and last nights circus act between Kuipers and Virgo.

Those are three very special goals. Ordinairly you'd have to wait YEARS to see footballing fuckups of that magnitude. For us to achieve those three in the space of a mere three months is a real credit to the unprofessionalism and ineptitude that pervades our special team.

 

[Spider]

Hinshelwoods probably takes it for me. It was one of the most surreal moments I've ever had watching football, as the whole crowd slowly realised that the ball was heading straight into his own net - bizarre and brilliant!

 

[Simster]

Hinsh. I've watched it over and over again trying to work out how the f*** that happened. Such a weak backpass that seemed to accelerate as it neared the goal, the fact that he passed it AT our goal just as the keeper had moved to the left side, the seemingly total lack of pressure on the defender as he passed it. And the sublime finish as it nestled firmly into the bottom corner of the net just out of reach of the desperate goalkeeper.

Beautiful, yet pure shite.

 

[Easy 10]

But the cock-up between Kuipers and Virgo was sublime. The timing, the graceful swing of Virgo's leg for the airshot, the split second where neither of them knew where the ball was, the trundle of the ball into the empty net, and the sea of disbelieving, horrified faces behind that goal. If they ever attempted to re-create that moment, they could never do it justice.

They'll be writing stage productions and musicals in honour of that goal.