Favourite Alan Partridge clip or quote.....

[Doc Lynam]

Thanks thats the one (knew I hadnt got it right) brilliant, I, Partridge is well worth a read aome great quotes in there ......none I can remember off the top of my head though

"I dared her (Sally Gunnell) to hop all the way back to the hotel! She did! She dared me to throw a chair through a shop window! I didn't!"

 

[The GIF dude]

"Well Sonja, that was classic intercourse. So er, thanks."

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

The one when he is in bed with the secretary (valentines day)
" I must say I'm tremendously excited by all this"
Laugh out loud from the moment he comes out of the toilet saying " I wouldn't go in there for 10 minutes" to being covered in chocolate.

 

[blue-afro-man]

Smell my cheese!

 

[El Sid]

"Dan! Dan! Dan?! Dan!"

 

[BHAWise]

The best scene in British comedy!

 

[The Legend that IS Lawro]

10/10

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

"Sunday Bloody Sunday. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you just think 'Sunday, bloody Sunday!'."

 

[John Bumlick]

 

[We're the Stripes]

One of my favourite Partridge/Clifton exchanges..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1aaXjymblk

 

[Doc Lynam]

 

[Jam The Man]

Alan: I don’t know why you don’t just go the whole hog and have me chased down the street by a helicopter in wet underpants? I mean me, not the helicopter. Although I wouldn’t put that past you, some sicko would probably buy that! A big helicopter in giant underpants! Or a plane in a giant bra having a slash on an airport.

 

[Doc Lynam]

 

[Buzzer]

Football commentary. Eat my goal.

 

[fire&skill]

Air bass guitar Music for Chameleons

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Presumably you think I'm a bit weird and you'd like to leave straight away ?
Yes !
And can I come with You ?
NO !


Alternatively

Eeeeeeeyupppp
Shut up ya spastic , your a mentalist.

 

[Norman Potting]

......He must have a foot like a traction engine.

 

[Gregory2Smith1]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT_W6FwN_hY

 

[Nibble]

This always tickled me from Mid Morning Matters

 

[WATFORD zero]