Favourite Alan Partridge clip or quote.....

[Doc Lynam]

Probably the greatest use of black and white fade accompanied by synthesiser.

 

[T soprano]

Sonia
"I love you Alan"

"Thanks"

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN!

 

[Nibble]

God, too many to choose form but I think one of my favourite lines was (I think i've got the details right) first episode of I'm Alan Partridge and he is in his Radio Booth

"It's 2.30..................................AM"

 

[bennibenj]

Michael "You threw a monkey in to the sea?"

Alan "well not exactly, it bounced of a rock first"

 

[Benny Seagull]

Sonia
"I love you Alan"

"Thanks"

stop getting partridge wrong!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"Stop rubbing your fanny on me!"

 

[T soprano]

stop getting partridge wrong!

Oh sorry here's the the correct wording then

Sonja: "I love you Alan!"; Alan: "Thanks a lot!"

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

"My first guest was born within the sound of the Bow Bells. He is a Cockney man. Thirty years ago he crawled out of the maggot-ridden cesspit that is the East End of London."

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

"Come on John, let's go to Sprowston."

 

[hart's shirt]

"It may be chocolate to you, Jill, but to an unwitting member of staff this could look like some sort of dirty protest against the standard of service in the hotel, which I happen to think is very good. I mean, it’s not five-star, but it’s certainly competitive."

 

[gripper stebson]

"I love you... in a way."

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

"My Ukrainian girlfriend was attacking me with a rubber hammer... she's mildly cretinous."

 

[W.C.]

Fire, fire, the fair's on fire!

 

[Spimunk]

"Sh*t did you see that?"

 

[Surrey_Albion]

They can say what they like about jesus but for me Niel Diamond will always be King of the Jews.

Ahhhhh ladyboys

Lyn, Lyn Ive put a spike through my foot

(Whilst micheal was talking) got to go know as I dont talk....goerdie......what was that!, I meant that was just a noise

 

[W.C.]

(Whilst micheal was talking) got to go know as I dont talk....goerdie......what was that!, I meant that was just a noise

It sometimes hard to understand the Geordie.......

people

 

[Surrey_Albion]

It sometimes hard to understand the Geordie.......

people

Thanks thats the one (knew I hadnt got it right) brilliant, I, Partridge is well worth a read aome great quotes in there ......none I can remember off the top of my head though

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Out-take it may be, but who could have kept a straight face?

 

[Phat Baz 68]

"Look mate I don't want to shag your wife, although from the promotional video it looks like I would have a ruddy good time "