Fatty's at Theme Parks

[Brightonia]

So, I'm taking Mrs Brightonia and Brightonia Jr to Chessington on Saturday for the nippers birthday!

I am a bit on the podgy side and love a good ride me saw on the website that most rides have a size restriction of a 51 inch chest, I just measured myself and i have a 48 inch chest and am 6ft 2 but i have very broad shoulders and very well built. Do you think I will struggle to get on the rides still or will I be ok?

Any other fatboys have any stories/issues etc

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

So, I'm taking Mrs Brightonia and Brightonia Jr to Chessington on Saturday for the nippers birthday!

I am a bit on the podgy side and love a good ride me saw on the website that most rides have a size restriction of a 51 inch chest, I just measured myself and i have a 48 inch chest and am 6ft 2 but i have very broad shoulders and very well built. Do you think I will struggle to get on the rides still or will I be ok?

Any other fatboys have any stories/issues etc

You look a bit like COG then

 

[StonehamPark]

 

[albionite]

Depends how big your waist and gut is but you should be ok if just broad shoulders.

 

[Triggaaar]

I just measured myself and i have a 48 inch chest and am 6ft 2 but i have very broad shoulders and very well built.

Sounds good so far. What's your sense of humour like, and what hobbies do you have?

 

[Brightonia]

Depends how big your waist and gut is but you should be ok if just broad shoulders.

40 inch waist and gut is a little on a large side but not massive, because I'm broad it doesn't really make me look massive

 

[symyjym]

You look a bit like COG then

Or Venus Williams

 

[Brightonia]

You look a bit like COG then

pretty much the white version of him, except I'm fat...

 

[Brightonia]

Sounds good so far. What's your sense of humour like, and what hobbies do you have?

Whatever you want it to be

 

[albionite]

You will be ok then, all about if the bar comes fully down into locking position . Broad shoulders just makes it a little uncomfortable

40 inch waist and gut is a little on a large side but not massive, because I'm broad it doesn't really make me look massive

 

[Beach Hut]

If at a USA theme park normally 5th row and 3rd seat in from the right is the lard bucket, there is no shame in the queue for it either

 

[Triggaaar]

Whatever you want it to be

There's a phrase I've heard too often.

 

[sir albion]

Well built is a muscular person and not a fatty...which one are you?
My advice would be to go on a diet

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

pretty much the white version of him, except I'm fat...

Can you kick a football hard n low?

 

[Brightonia]

Well built is a muscular person and not a fatty...which one are you?
My advice would be to go on a diet

Cheers for the health advice Dr Christian.......

I'm well built with a gut, I have muscular arms and shoulders but a gut at the same time!

 

[Brightonia]

Can you kick a football hard n low?

Yes!! Am I In??

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Yes!! Am I In??

Your'll do for me ----- thirty bob a week (which is what COG should have been on) sound alright

 

[Wellesley]

How big is your cock? Not relevant, I'm just curious.

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

 

[backson]

If at a USA theme park normally 5th row and 3rd seat in from the right is the lard bucket, there is no shame in the queue for it either

You'd also look positively anorexic compared to most other visitors out there as well