[Albion] Father’s Day Lunch At The Amex

[el punal]

Having read about this extravaganza on the club’s official site I have nudged my daughter into the possibility of her “inviting” me to attend. The chances are remote - but hey-ho, never say never. I then read the blurb about what’s on offer - three course meal, okay, in HB’s fine restaurant, that’s fine, with a stunning view of the Amex pitch - hang on a minute! I was under the impression that the pitch had been dug up and was about to be relaid for next season.

This then makes me think about what stunning view am I likely to see from the stylish HB’s restaurant window.

Would it be :

A) Bob the Builder and his mates, with all sorts of mechanical paraphernalia of JCBs and bulldozers?

B) A beautiful carpet of sand ready for a summer beach ball tournament?

C) A Rolling Stones gig?

D) A herd of wildebeest stampeding from the players tunnel?

or

E) Your choice of an attractive and stunning view?

Cheers!

 

[Is it PotG?]

Probably lost bloody cyclists

Fancied this, then realised getting there with bikes everywhere was a nightmare

 

[DavidRyder]

Having read about this extravaganza on the club’s official site I have nudged my daughter into the possibility of her “inviting” me to attend. The chances are remote - but hey-ho, never say never. I then read the blurb about what’s on offer - three course meal, okay, in HB’s fine restaurant, that’s fine, with a stunning view of the Amex pitch - hang on a minute! I was under the impression that the pitch had been dug up and was about to be relaid for next season.

This then makes me think about what stunning view am I likely to see from the stylish HB’s restaurant window.

Would it be :

A) Bob the Builder and his mates, with all sorts of mechanical paraphernalia of JCBs and bulldozers?

B) A beautiful carpet of sand ready for a summer beach ball tournament?

C) A Rolling Stones gig?

D) A herd of wildebeest stampeding from the players tunnel?

or

E) Your choice of an attractive and stunning view?

Cheers!

Sydney Opera House perhaps, the Hanging Gardens of Babylon?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Moles!

 

[Jim D]

Moles!

Impossible, we never hear any rumours or see any leaked emails from within the club.

 

[SpongebobSquarepants]

And also no mention of showing the World Cup games going on at that time.

I'm OUT

 

[Oscar]

Did this one year and wasn't that impressed to be honest. As others have mentioned, it was also a bloody nightmare to get to with all those f***ing cyclists clogging up the roads.

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Sydney Opera House perhaps, the Hanging Gardens of Babylon?

Will lunch be served by that bloke from Barcelona? Manuel, not Messi.

 

[DavidRyder]

Will lunch be served by that bloke from Barcelona? Manuel, not Messi.

I know nothing...

 

[studio150]

Probably lost bloody cyclists

Fancied this, then realised getting there with bikes everywhere was a nightmare

 

[hart's shirt]

The i360.

The view will be so good, you'll want to go back again and again.

 

[BNthree]

For those thinking why are they banging on about cyclists: Father's Day is the day of the BHF London to Brighton bike ride and the usual route comes down Coldean Lane and along Lewes Road into town.