[Football] Fat Palace W@nker (literally)

[Wilko]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-london-50839639?__twitter_impression=true

 

[RossyG]

12-month community service and costs sounds about right. Sleazy act; sleazy character. I doubt this was his debut at public acts of gross indecency, but hopefully it’ll be his swan song.

 

[Two Professors]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-london-50839639?__twitter_impression=true

Sure he was in the Holmesdale with his shirt off the other night,fat palarse w@nker,or all the Niges like that?

 

[Se20]

Do you mean Fat Chelsea,Watford,Southampton,Crystal Palace,Nottingham Forest,Barnsley,Wimbledon,Sheffield Utd, Brentford, and lastly North Greenford United wanker ?

 

[blue-shifted]

He's bloody lucky the girl wasn't a year younger. He wouldn't have known

 

[WhingForPresident]

Mitigating for Shipperley, Sarah O'Kane said: "Everything came to a crescendo on the day in question. This was, he thinks on reflection, a cry for help."

Up there with 'Hitler? Never heard of him' in the excuse stakes.

 

[RossyG]

Do you mean Fat Chelsea,Watford,Southampton,Crystal Palace,Nottingham Forest,Barnsley,Wimbledon,Sheffield Utd, Brentford, and lastly North Greenford United wanker ?

He played the longest and made the most appearances for Crystal Palace, hence the BBC calling him an ex-Palace player.

Although of course that was a different Palace entirely and not the one founded in 2010.

 

[Mackenzie]

Do you mean Fat Chelsea,Watford,Southampton,Crystal Palace,Nottingham Forest,Barnsley,Wimbledon,Sheffield Utd, Brentford, and lastly North Greenford United wanker ?

Have those clubs got a bar named after him at their ground too?

 

[knocky1]

He claims he was showing grief after the death of his father....it must have been tattooed on his knob.

 

[Easy 10]

So one of their ex-players is a convicted sex offender.
One of their current players has had to deny being a nazi, and had to deny all knowledge of WW2 in order to convince a panel to get off the charge.
One of their staff shits all over the floor in a dressing room.

Class club.

 

[carlzeiss]

Could he not have waited until he got home

 

[Questions]

He claims he was showing grief after the death of his father....it must have been tattooed on his knob.

So he tried to throttle his fathers image.

 

[Wozza]

Do you mean Fat Chelsea,Watford,Southampton,Crystal Palace,Nottingham Forest,Barnsley,Wimbledon,Sheffield Utd, Brentford, and lastly North Greenford United wanker ?

He been employed as a host in 'Legends boxes' at just one of these clubs.

Assume he's on a legends wall somewhere at Selhurst too - or has that been covered with cladding?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Do you mean Fat Chelsea,Watford,Southampton,Crystal Palace,Nottingham Forest,Barnsley,Wimbledon,Sheffield Utd, Brentford, and lastly North Greenford United wanker ?

No, no we don't

 

[Sheebo]

Glad the headlines rightfully name the CPFC franchise as his main club - although it was CPFC99 that he played under most. Poor from them - wonder what song they’ll sing about him given they like to sing nasty ones about innocent men?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Could he not have waited until he got home

Exactly.

I can see your are a doyen of the etiquette of the ménage à mois

 

[Pavilionaire]

Quite literally a stain on Palace's reputation.

 

[Springal]

So they sing about Lewis Dunk, who was found not guilty - and was not even up for what they think.

Yet one of their own ex players is convicted of this ? Hahaha

 

[lawros left foot]

To be honest, it’s no surprise.

I think most connected with their club are w ankers

 

[SeagullinExile]

He been employed as a host in 'Legends boxes' at just one of these clubs.

Assume he's on a legends wall somewhere at Selhurst too - or has that been covered with cladding?

Covered in spunk more like.