farts

[Oddsocks]

Why are farts so funny - even when you are 40 something!?

 

[Oscar]

Parp

 

[Northstander]

I like the little and very audible ones that are released with a gentle squeeze of the cheeks....ace!!!!

 

[Badger]

Long 2 tones (or the extremely rare 3 tones) are the best.

 

[Worthingite]

My mrs farts and giggles when she's asleep, never fails to amuse me!!!

 

[Oddsocks]

I like the ones that you shouldn't do because you are in a public place and you know will stench...brings you out in a bit of a sweat with a combination of excitement and embarressment - not to mention pride!

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Years ago I used to work with a guy who recorded every fart he produced at work, on a dictaphone. One day he played the whole tape back complete with the muffled "Oh FFS's, Noooo's & Jeeeesus's" in the background (there were three of us in a small site office). It was funny at the time.

 

[terryberry1]

After curry farts are the best. I am still getting whiffs of lastnight's Rogan Josh throughout the day. Making me hungry now

 

[ditchy]

The sneeze and fart at the same time gets me

 

[John Bumlick]

The sneeze and fart at the same time gets me

they rarely end well for me.....

 

[BHAFC_Pandapops]

Years ago I used to work with a guy who recorded every fart he produced at work, on a dictaphone. One day he played the whole tape back complete with the muffled "Oh FFS's, Noooo's & Jeeeesus's" in the background (there were three of us in a small site office). It was funny at the time.

top.

 

[grummitts gloves]

My Mrs was lying in the sofa watching telly the other night. She coughed and involuntarily farted all at the same time. Hilarious as my daughters boyfriend was in the room at the time.

 

[Gullys Cats]

Parp parp!....toilet humour rules!.


f***ing iPhone!

 

[Badger]

After curry farts are the best. I am still getting whiffs of lastnight's Rogan Josh throughout the day. Making me hungry now

They can be risky though, you don't want to end up with a follow through scenario.

 

[fruitnveg]

Parp parp!....toilet human rules!.

toilet humour rules!

EFA, you're welcome

 

[tinx]

Why is it always more funny when a woman farts?

 

[Bones]

My favourite is the supermarket fart.

I apologise to anyone that frequents the West Hove Sainsbury!

Drop one, walk off leave the trolley with the missus. Trolley is normally so full she can't push it. Job done.

There seems to be a guy at that Amex who constantly stinks the place out. Sits in row R, block B around seat 170-175ish. Smells like he's shit himself half the time.

 

[Bones]

My mrs farts and giggles when she's asleep, never fails to amuse me!!!

Dutch Oven?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I still very much enjoy the age-old art of DUTCH OVEN.

Release the most potent odour under the duvet, then CLAMP the duvet over the ladys head whilst asleep and watch the PAIN on her face as the HEAT and smell CHOKES HER.

Or, alternatively, squat and fart on her head.

 

[angmering albion]

I've just nearly pissed myself laughing at this thread!!! People in the office are giving me funny looks. Oh well... Keep up the good work.