Farewell to Kim Jong-il World's finest sportsman

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

Who could forget his superb round of 18.
Seems he was reading at 6 weeks old.
Genius!
Will be sadly missed by all golfing aficianados across the globe.
All round great sportsman and fine despotic tyrant.

TNBA

TTF

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Who could forget his superb round of 18.
Seems he was reading at 6 weeks old.
Genius!
Will be sadly missed by all golfing aficianados across the globe.
All round great sportsman and fine despotic tyrant.

TNBA

TTF

It was only 11 holes-in-one, in a round of 34, although that was 38 under for the round. An average round for me at Singing Hills Lake and river.

 

[Triggaaar]

I somehow missed his achievements. How were they reported, was it their national press/tv, or just ours or what?

 

[Deleted member 18477]

Female servants had to inspect every grain of rice in his meals to make sure they were the right size and unblemished.

Kim Jong-il's official biography reported that he NEVER went to the loo.

State-controlled media reported in 1994 that he went round an 18-hole golf course at 38 under par with 11 holes-in-one. It was the first time he had played.

 

[Easy 10]

State-controlled media reported in 1994 that he went round an 18-hole golf course at 38 under par with 11 holes-in-one. It was the first time he had played.

I'm sure that was Chuck Norris you know.

 

[Heffle Gull]

I'm sure that was Chuck Norris you know.

You could be on to something there, have they ever been seen in the same room?

 

[JJ McClure]

It's not just sport he was good at, as the inventor of the microwave Kerry katona and that Stacey bird owe him for a lucrative advertising career.

 

[Philzo-93]

Let's not forget fooling the nation claiming North Korea beat Brazil 1-0 in the World Cup!!!

 

[Triggaaar]

I WANT LINKS!

(obviously I could try google, but then who would I shout at?)

 

[Easy 10]

You could be on to something there, have they ever been seen in the same room?

No, they can never occupy the same room. Kim Jong-Il's inpenetrable aura would drop-kick Chuck Norris into oblivion, and the resulting black hole would swallow up most of north-east Asia into a bewildering, swirling vortex the like of which has not been seen since Channel 5 was first launched on the Sky platform.

 

[Spiros]

According to that banned Nando's ad, Mugabe will be even more lonely now

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Kim Jong-il's official biography reported that he NEVER went to the loo.

Maybe explains why he was full of shit.

 

[Triggaaar]

According to that banned Nando's ad, Mugabe will be even more lonely now

Wouldn't it be great if they do another advert, followed by another hollow apology.

 

[Falmer]

I'm confused? So you all seem fully aware of the media propaganda in N.Korea but yet you laugh at others (me) for suggesting the exact same sort of shit is happening here!?

 

[Falmer]

I think in the future you'll be more embarrassed you actually believed the 9/ll attacks were caused by a load of middle-eastern terrorists. Its just or even more as embarrassing as what the N.Koreans have been made to believe.

 

[Falmer]

Barack Obama claims to not be muslim but admits being raised in a muslim household by his muslim family. Am I missing something here or is Kim Jing-il sporting ability becoming more and more believable?

 

[Since1982]

Barack Obama claims to not be muslim but admits being raised in a muslim household by his muslim family. Am I missing something here or is Kim Jing-il sporting ability becoming more and more believable?

errr.....no

 

[mistahclarke]

Gaddafi, Bin Laden and Kim Jong Il have all died this year. Maybe Team America does exist?