Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
A few things you need to be aware of as a newie, Inkerman.
1. You are not allowed to do more than 20 posts a day. Once you have exceeded 20 posts within a 24 hour period, your signon will be flagged up on a report and then revoked. You will then have to re-register. Be careful, as Bozza will only allow you to do this twice before you are permanently banned.
2. NSC costs. Once you have registered, you will be invoiced every 30 days from the date of registration, according to the amount of time you have been signed on to the board. You are charged at the rate of £1.50 per hour.
3. Artois (sometimes referred to as MARTIN) has unlimited powers, and may fiddle with your personal attributes within your signon to suit his mood. Turkey may also do this. Be aware, both are susceptible to violent moodswings.
4. The board traditionally shuts down completely for a month around this time of year, so don't be surprised if, within the next few days, you are greeted with an incomprehensible but ominous message about bandwidth, or something. It's the constant dark shadow we all have to live under.
5. Make sure your thread titles indicate in some way what the thread is all about. Otherwise you will upset Safeway, and he will just be unmanageable for the rest of the day.
6. Be nice.
Just bear all this in mind Inkerman, and I'm sure you will have an enjoyable time with us all.
1. You are not allowed to do more than 20 posts a day. Once you have exceeded 20 posts within a 24 hour period, your signon will be flagged up on a report and then revoked. You will then have to re-register. Be careful, as Bozza will only allow you to do this twice before you are permanently banned.
2. NSC costs. Once you have registered, you will be invoiced every 30 days from the date of registration, according to the amount of time you have been signed on to the board. You are charged at the rate of £1.50 per hour.
3. Artois (sometimes referred to as MARTIN) has unlimited powers, and may fiddle with your personal attributes within your signon to suit his mood. Turkey may also do this. Be aware, both are susceptible to violent moodswings.
4. The board traditionally shuts down completely for a month around this time of year, so don't be surprised if, within the next few days, you are greeted with an incomprehensible but ominous message about bandwidth, or something. It's the constant dark shadow we all have to live under.
5. Make sure your thread titles indicate in some way what the thread is all about. Otherwise you will upset Safeway, and he will just be unmanageable for the rest of the day.
6. Be nice.
Just bear all this in mind Inkerman, and I'm sure you will have an enjoyable time with us all.
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