Fanfare for the PL

[Me and my Monkey]

Flags, Opera Ladies, dancing troupes, light shows... clackers ( ), and other such goings-on. Personally, I hope none of these are on the agenda for our opening PL game, and that we just need to knuckle down to the task in hand. Anyway, I have more flags dotted around my house than you could shake a stick at.

Or am I just being a miserable old bag?

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Focus. We need focus on a matchday.

If the game against Citeh starts off like Billy Smart's Circus the players will lose focus and we'll be on the arse end of a 7-0.

 

[Ernest]

Flags, Opera Ladies, dancing troupes, light shows... clackers ( ), and other such goings-on. Personally, I hope none of these are on the agenda for our opening PL game, and that we just need to knuckle down to the task in hand. Anyway, I have more flags dotted around my house than you could shake a stick at.

Or am I just being a miserable old bag?

No.

 

[pasty]

Flags, Opera Ladies, dancing troupes, light shows... clackers ( ), and other such goings-on. Personally, I hope none of these are on the agenda for our opening PL game, and that we just need to knuckle down to the task in hand. Anyway, I have more flags dotted around my house than you could shake a stick at.

Or am I just being a miserable old bag?

I for one completely agree with you. No "special" things going on please. Apart from anything else, it would make us look a bit tinpot IMHO.

On a side note, I truly believe we can beat Citeh on day 1

 

[Lush]

I've just written our fixtures on our kitchen wall calendar.

Man Utd (H). Chelsea (A) etc

It looks weird.

 

[The Oldman]

No showbiz thank you. Just let us create the atmosphere for our return to the top flight.

 

[Brok]

No showbiz thank you. Just let us create the atmosphere for our return to the top flight.

This. The last thing we need is any distractions, goodness knows it will be tough enough without turning things into a circus.

 

[tip top]

It's going to be an incredibly long and hard season for the club, fans and players alike, make no bones about that.
I just hope that every single one of us involved concentrates 110% to the job in hand. Enjoy it yes but it's such an important season for our club.

 

[SeagullsD123]

Ill just be interested to see if when were bring thumped 5-0 by chelsea that the Amex stays lively and does the club proud


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[studio150]

No need for any of these pre game,

A big screen message of good luck from Calde is all that is required

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

Clackers, drums, vuvuzelas, horns, lets go all out!

 

[el punal]

I've just written our fixtures on our kitchen wall calendar.

Man Utd (H). Chelsea (A) etc

It looks weird.

If you put, for example, 2-0 and 2-1 next to the teams you've described then I think it would look rather magnificent.

 

[Brok]

If you put, for example, 2-0 and 2-1 next to the teams you've described then I think it would look rather magnificent.

2-0 and 1-2 would look better...

 

[Kosh]

Dry ice, shit loads of dry ice.

Dwarves on the stilts, juggler's and fire breathing types.

We also need the music from the Omen.

Everything in super, super slow mo. Murray will slot right in.

I need my eyes to be HD ready, they're not. I need a satellite dish, you know? That thing that time forgot. Like Sodastreams and blokes called Bob.

I need drugs, send more drugs.

It's all 'Premier LEAGUE' to me.

 

[el punal]

2-0 and 1-2 would look better...

Not in the Albion programme it wouldn't!

 

[Brok]

Not in the Albion programme it wouldn't!

You know what I mean.

 

[el punal]

You know what I mean.

Of course!

 

[dadams2k11]

Clackers, drums, vuvuzelas, horns, lets go all out!

Errrr... Goal music. You forgot goal music.

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

Errrr... Goal music. You forgot goal music.

And a light show to go with the beat of the goal music!

 

[Knocky's Nose]

And a light show to go with the beat of the goal music!

... and the dwarves run out on stilts, spraying dry ice, carrying a seagull on each arm which have been trained to squawk 'good ol' Sussex by the Sea'

Nope. Not for me...