Famous real name

[hans kraay fan club]

My real name is Phil Collins.

Did you used to deliver fridges for Comet in Hampshire? I knew a Phil Collins that did. [Really]

 

[Mendoza]

I got a friend called Sir Geoff Hurst

 

[Nibble]

I got a friend named Jesus

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Did you used to deliver fridges for Comet in Hampshire? I knew a Phil Collins that did. [Really]

Nah, sorry, that wasn't me.

 

[Les Biehn]

My drivng instructor was called Peter Sellars.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Nah, sorry, that wasn't me.

Just as well. From what I recall he was a complete c*nt

 

[the wanderbus]

I also have two gay scottish friends,

Ben Doon, and Phil McCavity

I have two Irish gay friends

Gerald Fitzpatrick & Patrick Fitzgerald

 

[Man of Harveys]

My drivng instructor was called Peter Sellars.

I once had a driving instructor called James Brown.
*tries to shoehorn in lame joke about feeling good, or being a sex machine*
*gives up*

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I have a friend called Jon Lennon.

What were his parents thinking?

There was a kid at Hove Park when I was there, called 'Martin Martin'. His parents must have been rights c*nts.

 

[Trufflehound]

I got a friend named Jesus

I got a brand new combine 'arvester.

 

[Nibble]

I got a brand new combine 'arvester.

Tractor
Trailor
Combine
Bailer
Cultivator
Multivator
Shitspreader
Plough

Learn it

 

[Lady Whistledown]

There was a kid at Hove Park when I was there, called 'Martin Martin'. His parents must have been rights c*nts.

I remember a kid from school called Lincoln Lincoln. I have no idea what his parents were like.

 

[Buffalo Seagull]

A friend's father is Robin Hood, and I used to babysit Hugh Grant

 

[Hampden Park]

I remember a kid from school called Lincoln Lincoln. I have no idea what his parents were like.

where was he from

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

I work with someone called Dan Brown and used to go to scholl with someone called James Brown

 

[csider]

No Im Spartucus

 

[csider]

I also knew Martin Martin from Hove Park, although I was at the far superior Blatch Mill.

 

[Starry]

My first and maiden name is pretty famous. I'd name and shame but the fourth link on google gives my home address and much as I like most of you I don't need any crazy stalkery types!0

I was the butt of a lot of jokes at school thanks to the real famous person who shares my name. So much so, I go by my middle name now.

 

[Gully]

Where I lived in Canada there was a bloke working for the local pizza parlour called Kent Clarke, his workmates referred to him as man super.

 

[SussexSpur]

I have a friend called Chris Evans, and another friend called Stu Francis.