False Definitions Thread

[Hampden Park]

A small rubber toy sold in the Early Learning Centre

Quimbleplate

a small plate like mirror used by women to check their private parts

miobranx

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Miobranx A genetically engineered and modified brain used for science.


Crackleblend

 

[Hampden Park]

Miobranx A genetically engineered and modified brain used for science.


Crackleblend

a mixture of cornflakes and pork scratchings

stunfiddle

 

[Everest]

A pornographic term, mainly used for the description of a very rough sexual technique.


Bummick

 

[Theatre of Trees]

A pornographic term, mainly used for the description of a very rough sexual technique.


Bummick

During medieval times the King's bummick was the servant responsible for removing any royal klingons still attached to the king's person. The last person holding this post, Sir Percival Bulgerly, was shot during the Battle of Naseby whilst having a dump.

Glatting

 

[dougdeep]

Joe Glatting plays for Blighton and Hove Albion. Ah-so.

Dredgeful.

 

[H block]

Joe Glatting plays for Blighton and Hove Albion. Ah-so.

Dredgeful.

As much as one can stomach............ as in

The Albion v Burnley game was full of dredge


erderful

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Erderful A term used in North Yorkshire when they have a full set of 'erders to control the flock of sheep

Poppleswindler

 

[Les Biehn]

Erderful

When one contemplates whether something is wonderful. As in 'he is in his erderful stage'.

cockthwap

 

[Les Biehn]

Erderful A term used in North Yorkshire when they have a full set of 'erders to control the flock of sheep

Poppleswindler

A german father originating from the windler family.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Erderful A term used in North Yorkshire when they have a full set of 'erders to control the flock of sheep

Poppleswindler

A young 'lady' you've been chatting up all night but turns out to have the wrong goods down below when undressed.

Blurch

 

[Parson Henry]

A young 'lady' you've been chatting up all night but turns out to have the wrong goods down below when undressed.

Blurch

The act of hurling behing a tree on way home from pub.

Girobarb

 

[Hampden Park]

The act of hurling behing a tree on way home from pub.

Girobarb

a doll with tremendous balance

cataprism

 

[Parson Henry]

a doll with tremendous balance

cataprism

A cat tail cut to refract light

Nalpunard

 

[bristo]

term describing that feeling when a comedian 'dries up' on stage.

poonganger

 

[SeagullSongs]

A cat tail cut to refract light

Nalpunard

A ceremonial dagger with a duck engraved into the handle.

Glantravor.

 

[bristo]

A ceremonial dagger with a duck engraved into the handle.

Glantravor.

One who has mumps but throws their car keys in the middle anyway.

Poonganger?

 

[SeagullSongs]

One who has mumps but throws their car keys in the middle anyway.

Poonganger?

One who exposes their vagina whilst walking around.

Lanticate.

 

[bristo]

One who exposes their vagina whilst walking around.

Lanticate.

verb....to have illicit sex with a left footed minibeast

 

[bristo]

verb....to have illicit sex with a left footed minibeast

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