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Facts about BROCCOLI









vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
28,274
Purple Sprouting BROCCOLI is not in fact BROCCOLI at all.

I think that BROCCOLI is Calabrese but PURPLE SPROUTING BROCCOLI is, as its name suggests, purple and sprouting and indeed, a BROCCOLI .

Furthermore, and tying some threads together here, Davros, wheelchair bound evil creator of the Daleks, owes his longevity and his personal propulsion system, to the consumption of large amounts of BROCCOLI :yahoo:
 








Cheshire Cat

The most curious thing..
George Bush snr (ex President of USA and father of current Pres Dubyu)

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absolutely hates BROCCOLI

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Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,429
Location Location
BROCCOLI is not very effective when used for as cavity wall insulaton. The stems do not allow the BROCCOLI to COMPACT effectively enough, and over time, the BROCCOLI will rapidly deteriorate and rot, leaving the cavity wall exposed. This could cost you up to £300 extra a year in household energy bills, and may also cause an unpleasant odour.

Instead of BROCCOLI, you should use GLASS FIBRE WOOL or POLYURETHANE.
 


Gluteus Maximus

Active member
Jul 10, 2003
340
Trumpton
Here in Denmark BROCCOLI is actually called BROCCOLI and even looks the same as in England. It used to be called Asparaguscabbage (Aspargeskål) until the Prime Minister decided that it didn't look like aspargus or cabbage at all.
 




Barry Izbak

U.T.A.
Dec 7, 2005
7,427
Lancing By Sea
BROCCOLI is very effective when used as winter vegetable to accompany a casserole or roast. The stems allow the BROCCOLI to maintain its shape effectively enough, and over time, the BROCCOLI will increase a person's iron and vitamin intake, leaving the consumer unexposed to anemia. This could save you up to £300 extra a year in household energy bills, but may also cause an unpleasant odour.

Instead of GLASS FIBRE WOOL or POLYURETHANE you should use green vegetables as part of a balanced diet.
 










KneeOn

Well-known member
Jun 4, 2009
4,695
When gangsta's call their "homies" "Bro", they are sayin' they are BROCCLI. Not brother or brethren. BROCCLI is the single highest gangsta acceptance you can reach ever in a gang. Blud. Thats a fact. innit.
 


skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge
In our house we call BROCCOLI trees.
Sailors when approaching COCKERMOUTH in CUMBRIA, hail, COCKALEE when it's in sight, which rymes with BROCCOLI.
 






Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,429
Location Location
As long as you know it won't pick up Channel 5. Not without a courgette adapter.
 










Jul 5, 2003
12,644
Chertsey
I drove past your house yesterday Lord B.
There were lots of CONES everywhere. Cones do not look like BROCCOLI. Neither can you make a cheese BAKE with them. Unlike BROCCOLI.

You can't make a cheese bake with BROCCOLI, that's CAULIFLOWER
 


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