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surrey jim

Not in Surrey
Aug 2, 2005
18,163
Bevendean
FACT of the day:

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years,
no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.

FACT
 






Trufflehound

Re-enfranchised
Aug 5, 2003
14,126
The democratic and free EU
There really is a word in the dictionary to descibe the act of burying one's head in the sand in an ostrich-like fashion. It is "struthious".

FACT.
 


surrey jim

Not in Surrey
Aug 2, 2005
18,163
Bevendean
For anyone at work:-

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their arse. :lolol:

FACT
 


Barrel of Fun

Abort, retry, fail
*slinks off to the bathroom to wash my hands*


The 71m packets of biscuits sold annually by United Biscuits, owner of McVitie's, generate 127.8 tonnes of crumbs.

FACT.

127.8 tonnes!!! CRUMBS!
 




Normal Rob

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
5,797
Somerset
surrey jim said:
FACT of the day:

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years,
no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.

FACT

They can't have been watching very thoroughly - i saw one do it yesterday.
 












dougdeep

New member
May 9, 2004
37,732
SUNNY SEAFORD
hampden park said:
my car passed it's m o t yesterday FACT :clap2:

Mine didn't, and will be crushed shortly.
 






Wardy

NSC's Benefits Guru
Oct 9, 2003
11,219
In front of the PC
It is Friday and I cannot be arsed to do any work. FACT
 


Meade's Ball

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,653
Hither (sometimes Thither)
In the past week, one that sits and rocks in its wooden chair, i have awoken with the memory of Rick Moranis' career and the names of actors from Saved By The Bell. Theme-tunes returned in their lonely might and i thought of which Defender of the Earth i'd like to be. A tachy Mandrake.
FACT.
 


surrey jim

Not in Surrey
Aug 2, 2005
18,163
Bevendean
Wardywonderland said:
It is Friday and I cannot be arsed to do any work. FACT

Today is POETS day

FACT

(Piss off early tommorows saturday :thumbsup: )
 


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