f***ed-up caption comp

[Hungry Joe]

Only really f***ed-up captions allowed, any shit ones will get f***ing battered by the bigger boys.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Are your tits plastic too?

 

[Hungry Joe]

HAHA, great start, the standard has been set.

 

[Hungry Joe]

"Is this polyester? Feels like polyester"

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Gazwag]

Batteries not included

 

[Hungry Joe]

Batteries not included

which one? HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Gazwag]

Oh Lord Bracknell, you would get my vote, if I were eighteen

 

[Hungry Joe]

Oh Lord Bracknell, you would get my vote, if I were eighteen

HAHAHA, that's pretty f***ed-up, I like.

 

[Wardy]

So whose turn is it to be Ken?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

"this is like that time we both shat on that dead dog, while our dad wanked off in the corner, and our mum was tied up, while our cat licked cat food off her"

 

[Hungry Joe]

That's pretty darn f***ed-up tommy me boy, HAHAHAHA

 

[Bakesy]

I want my Billy Bass back........give it back BITCH.

 

[Wardy]

Bride of Chucky - The deleted scenes.

 

[REDLAND]

HEY, your arm holding my tit looks like REDLANDS cock

 

[Hungry Joe]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....so it does

 

[Bakesy]

I've just measured it on my screen.......less than 3 inches.....IMPRESSIVE.

 

[Hungry Joe]

I hope you cleaned the your screen afterwards. Brave admission though.

 

[Bakesy]

I hope you cleaned the your screen afterwards. Brave admission though.

How did you manage to wriggle out of that and turn it on me?Are you a politician?

 

[Safeway]

Doll: "I like raping children".

 

[Hungry Joe]

Yes. I'm a Watermelon bakesy.