ferring seagull
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- Dec 30, 2010
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What chance an Exeter win tonight with Will Hoskins and Ryan Harley scoring ?
Damn...a 'Young Ones' gag....missed that
I did spot Chris Martin (the Coldplay one, not the Derby one) telling the world how Exeter City are his "soccer" club.
Urgh. "Soccer"
Do you think he's ever been to St James's Park?
Two fingers of drink to be consumed -
* Any reference to sheepskin coats.
* "This their FA Cup final right here."
* "David v Goliath"
* ‘Potential banana skin’
* "Form books go out of window" (First person to produce an actual ‘form book’ and explain what the hell it actually is wins a bar of gold).
* Any reference to foreign players getting ‘a REAL taste of English football’.
* "Cup fever!"
Four fingers of drink to be consumed -
* Any reference to ‘minnows’ in a non-fishing context.
* "We’ve got a real cup-tie on our hands here." BONUS - free boozy prize to be handed to anyone who manages to spot a ‘fake cup-tie’ going on.
* Any reference to fans of a team that get absolutely pumped having a ‘great day out’ regardless.
* Any reference to Thierry Henry’s comeback at Leeds.
* John Motson works himself into an unintentionally smutty lather on commentary with some confused metaphors.
Five fingers of drink to be consumed -
* Shot of man watching a game with a dog in tow.
* Any reference to a part time players’ normal occupation. Extra finger to be drunk if player in question turns out to be a postman.
* "The FA Cup, the great leveller."
* Reference to ‘Ricky Villa’ (last one to shout Evita does a shot)
* Any reference to "both teams being winners."
* Footage of a child holding a homemade FA Cup covered in tin foil.
* Reference to the number of league places between two sides.
* Footage of people peering at a game out the window of a nearby house or perched in a handily placed tree.
Finish Drink -
* Match ball punted out of ground into car park/someone’s garden/nearby river.
* Footage of grown man holding a homemade FA Cup covered in tin foil.
* "The magic of the cup…" – Last one to shout Debbie McGee must finish their drink.
* Any reference to Roy Essandoh, Wycombe or Teletext – last one to shout out correct the Ceefax number for the football homepage on BBC Teletext must finish their drink.
* Reference to any obscure early winners of the FA Cup including: The Royal Engineers, Oxford University, Old Etonians, Old Carthusians and Clapham Rovers.
* Any jovial chat of a local food outlet creating an FA Cup related product - e.g. Garishly coloured sausages, Razor Ruddock themed pie and mash or a terrifying 2ft bust of Owen Coyle made entirely out of pies.
I did spot Chris Martin (the Coldplay one, not the Derby one) telling the world how Exeter City are his "soccer" club.
Urgh. "Soccer"
Do you think he's ever been to St James's Park?