Mr Burns
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After the sensantial leek of Gus' tatics ealier today, the pixie land Elfs have landed the second shocker of the day.
After Gus' surprising decision to put there out and out wingers on the bench at Burnley, we have obtained a copy of Gus 6,534 page dossier on the Reading match, that on Tuesday Gus will adapt the little seen tatic in football of having five goalkeepers warming the bench.
Afer Burnley Gus would not be drawn as to why he chose 3 wingers, and a player who has played wide all season to warm the bench, as well as haing two players on the pitch who have also played wide midfield. There were rumours that a new law of phyics was about to arrive, which would have seen the pitch have 4 wings, but this did not matieralise.
Rumours are now strong, that on Tueday night, a new law is going to introduced mid game, and that four goals at each end of the pitch will be allowed. If this is the case, Poeyt's masterstroke of having 5 keepers on the bench will prove to be one of the greatest decisions ever taken by a football manager in history.
When questioned at Burnley why Gus choose four wingers and a keeper on the bench, Gus was quick to point out that Ashley can play up front as well. he also stated, its the Gus way, and if you don't like it I'll take my ball and go back to South America. I don't care. I don't need it. He also pointed out that Harry Redknapp may be the next England manager, and that he could not turn down the Spurs job if offered it.
We have also learnt, the true reason why Gus Poyet disappeared 8 minutes before the end of the game at Burnley to a standing ovation (still losedt as to way) from the following supporters. It wasn't because he was upset that the referee man, hadn't allowed his team to win as first thought, or that he can act like a sploit little child if things don't go his way as second thought.
He rushed off to speak to the professor who recommended having 6 wide men in his squad (without actually playing anyone wide) and demanded to know why the 3rd and 4th wings didn't appear in the second half as promised.
We have also learnt the truth behind Gus dropping his "its complacated" catch phrase this season. An inssder told our elfs and pixies, that too many players had started copying the phrase in training. When handed their 6,534 page dossier on the next match, too many were saying, "What the fucks this! its a bit fuckin complicated aint it boss can't we just play football"..
After Gus' surprising decision to put there out and out wingers on the bench at Burnley, we have obtained a copy of Gus 6,534 page dossier on the Reading match, that on Tuesday Gus will adapt the little seen tatic in football of having five goalkeepers warming the bench.
Afer Burnley Gus would not be drawn as to why he chose 3 wingers, and a player who has played wide all season to warm the bench, as well as haing two players on the pitch who have also played wide midfield. There were rumours that a new law of phyics was about to arrive, which would have seen the pitch have 4 wings, but this did not matieralise.
Rumours are now strong, that on Tueday night, a new law is going to introduced mid game, and that four goals at each end of the pitch will be allowed. If this is the case, Poeyt's masterstroke of having 5 keepers on the bench will prove to be one of the greatest decisions ever taken by a football manager in history.
When questioned at Burnley why Gus choose four wingers and a keeper on the bench, Gus was quick to point out that Ashley can play up front as well. he also stated, its the Gus way, and if you don't like it I'll take my ball and go back to South America. I don't care. I don't need it. He also pointed out that Harry Redknapp may be the next England manager, and that he could not turn down the Spurs job if offered it.
We have also learnt, the true reason why Gus Poyet disappeared 8 minutes before the end of the game at Burnley to a standing ovation (still losedt as to way) from the following supporters. It wasn't because he was upset that the referee man, hadn't allowed his team to win as first thought, or that he can act like a sploit little child if things don't go his way as second thought.
He rushed off to speak to the professor who recommended having 6 wide men in his squad (without actually playing anyone wide) and demanded to know why the 3rd and 4th wings didn't appear in the second half as promised.
We have also learnt the truth behind Gus dropping his "its complacated" catch phrase this season. An inssder told our elfs and pixies, that too many players had started copying the phrase in training. When handed their 6,534 page dossier on the next match, too many were saying, "What the fucks this! its a bit fuckin complicated aint it boss can't we just play football"..
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