Everything you need to know about Chris Hughton

[Goldstone Rapper]

He's a qualified lift engineer!

 

[Lawro's Lip]

A master of diplomacy citing his mother in law as his best friend

 

[Guinness Boy]

Brilliantly manages to avoid the steak and chips / lager and lime combo for favourite food and drink. Hughton IN.

 

[Gordon Bennett]

That'll help us to go up!

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

He's a qualified lift engineer!

He should be able to handle the ups and downs of being Albion manager, then.

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

Hopefully, he'll LIFT us up the table!

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

That'll help us to go up!

He'll sort out the lifts to WSU.

 

[KZNSeagull]

How long before he is ELEVATED to legend status?

 

[gripper stebson]

Brilliantly manages to avoid the steak and chips / lager and lime combo for favourite food and drink. Hughton IN.

Haha.

As far as I can remember every single player's favourite meal was steak and chips and favourite band either UB40 or Dire Straits!

 

[Brighton TID]

Miscellaneous likes...dislikes: window shopping/lazy people. Does this mean he likes window shopping and dislikes lazy people? Or dislikes both? We need to know if he likes window shopping, people.

 

[Triggaaar]

He's a qualified lift engineer!

I think you've overlooked the most significant part of that reference: "If not a player, what job would you like to do?". Well he's not a player any more, and he'd clearly rather be a ****ing lift engineer than be manager of our beloved club! Hughton OUT!

 

[Beach Hut]

I reckon he fancied his mother-in-law back then

 

[Icy Gull]

Hope his ability to spot up and coming talent has improved, from the what must have been very talented Tottenham squad he has picked out Garry Brooke as being the most promising player. He morphed into a journey man lower league and non league player very quickly

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Most Promising Team mate - Garry Brooks.

Clearly Chris can spot a player, because Garry's career went stratospheric soon after this.

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Hope his ability to spot up and coming talent has improved, from the what must have been very talented Tottenham squad he has picked out Garry Brooke as being the most promising player. He morphed into a journey man lower league and non league player very quickly

Oh, you......

 

[Seasider78]

Miscellaneous likes...dislikes: window shopping/lazy people. Does this mean he likes window shopping and dislikes lazy people? Or dislikes both? We need to know if he likes window shopping, people.

Well I hope he likes window shopping as the January one has just opened


.........I'll get my coat

 

[Triggaaar]

Well I hope he likes window shopping as the January one has just opened


.........I'll get my coat

Are you going with him?


.........I'll get my coat.

 

[Mackenzie]

Is that Brian Kilcline about to stick the boot in on young Chris?

 

[Meade's Ball]

I read somewhere his imaginary friend as a child was an agoraphobic turtle named Dennis. Dennis had a fundamental dislike for the human race, he told Chris, but for all the ponies and hawklets and kittenfish he looked to float toward to befriend through youth, none of them really "got" him. They became ever so close, to the point where Chris for a spell wouldn't answer any questions unless Dennis okayed them. Chris' parents had to have him hypnotised, but the tragedy of the story lies really in that the session with the watch-pendulising brain-changer affected Dennis more than it did Chris. So, for a week or so, Dennis could no longer see or hear or feel Chris. Chris saw Dennis mourning their separation for a day or two, paddling hopefully around the mystic juices that flowed through the Hughton family home, and then flick through a sort of haunting Yellow Pages to find the next human child or badgerling to associate with. Chris became a Socialist shortly after.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I read somewhere his imaginary friend as a child was an agoraphobic turtle named Dennis. Dennis had a fundamental dislike for the human race, he told Chris, but for all the ponies and hawklets and kittenfish he looked to float toward to befriend through youth, none of them really "got" him. They became ever so close, to the point where Chris for a spell wouldn't answer any questions unless Dennis okayed them. Chris' parents had to have him hypnotised, but the tragedy of the story lies really in that the session with the watch-pendulising brain-changer affected Dennis more than it did Chris. So, for a week or so, Dennis could no longer see or hear or feel Chris. Chris saw Dennis mourning their separation for a day or two, paddling hopefully around the mystic juices that flowed through the Hughton family home, and then flick through a sort of haunting Yellow Pages to find the next human child or badgerling to associate with. Chris became a Socialist shortly after.

Oh, to live in your world