Everyone has a book in them! what would yours be?

[Questions]

My struggle with alcoholism entitled "The Wrath of Grapes".

“You're bound to get ideas if you go thinkin' about stuff”

 

[8ace]

An extract from the tunnnel of sin!
THE CHINESE CHILDREN DANCED AND DANCED AND THE AS ONE ASKED DR C WHAT HE THOUGHT OF THEIR SPLENDID DANCE!
ALTHOUGH THE CHINESE CHILDREN WERE TOTALY BLIND AND THE THE TUNNEL WAS PITCH BLACK, DR C SAID THAT WAS A WONDERFUL DANCE! A WONDERFUL DANCE!
DR C COULD BE VERY KIND SOMETIMES,THE CRIPPLED CROW LIMP PAST HIM CURSING THE SUSSEX AMBULANCE SERVICE.

Any more snippets Rev

 

[GYM]

The Hungry caterpillar.

Nuff said

 

[Taybha]

Come Fishing

 

[Eric Potts]

Mine would be about a young boy who builds a snowman .
One day this snowman comes to life and the the boy and the snowman, fly on a magical journey and meet Father Christmas.
And then the boy and the snowman go back home . Next morning when the boy awakes the snowman has melted .
Haven't decided on a title for it yet,

 

[cjd]

My life as an Abused Moderator

If you could fill a book on it......El Presidente could fill a library. Which reminds me.......need to look out for some of his posts.

 

[hitony]

If you could fill a book on it......El Presidente could fill a library. Which reminds me.......need to look out for some of his posts.

Sorry don't understand what you mean above (what I have highlighted)

 

[cjd]

Sorry don't understand what you mean above (what I have highlighted)

LOL..! I have the occaisional bit of banter/critcism/abuse (at least I think it is) with El Presidente. He does unfortunately have a shockingly good memory though, which can put me at a serious dis-advantage.

 

[Durlston]

The highs and lows of ecstasy pills.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

I've been writing/editing/re-writing/re-editing my 'young adult' novel for five years now. Had more rejections from literary agents than I've had hot (vegetarian) dinners but we persevere.

 

[hitony]

LOL..! I have the occaisional bit of banter/critcism/abuse (at least I think it is) with El Presidente. He does unfortunately have a shockingly good memory though, which can put me at a serious dis-advantage.

El Pres......Good memory .... El Pres.......Banter........sure we are talking about the same person?

Edit....meant to say...if El Pres wrote a book it would be called "who am I and how do you spell Fanny"

 

[Fef]

A Veggie cook book.

 

[DerbyGull]

My Name Is Frank William Abagnale...

 

[Stat Brother]

I've got an Oscar winning film in me.
Superb script with a massive never done before twist.
Sadly I couldn't get funding, so had to do it all myself.
I subsequently went on to sweep the boards, at the Oscars, on my birthday.
This was mainly centred around the quite phenomenal twist.

Sadly when I woke up, I'd forgotten the twist .

 

[Janbha]

My life as a hetrosexual Brighton supporter


By Justine Jooking

 

[Quagmire]

I havn't got a title. But it is about a boy wizard who is educated in a magical teaching establishment. He is tasked by the oldest teacher to travel, mostly on foot, to a far away place to find the one ring. On the way he encounters a captain of a pirate ship who owes his life to an immortal pirate. He is killed and the boy begins to travel alone once more. He comes across a scarecrow, a tin man, and a lion. Together they walk toward the end of the crystal maze collecting only five gold tickets. One of these tickets allowed them to enter a giant, magical, chocolate factory. However they are ejected from the ground early for not following the correct dress code. Soon after this giant earthquakes begin to threaten the salvation of mankind. The boy is forced to travel to china, to board a boat which would allow him to live forever.

PLOT TWIST

Instead of china, he ends up boarding a rocket ship piloted by a monkey called Coco. They eventually end up on a planet named "Pandora". The ring is clearly not here, however a new material called Unobtanium is. The boy now sets his sights on obtaining this, by using a biological avatar to gain enterance to the alien inhabitant's society.

PLOT TWIST

He then spins a small spinning top on a table, realising he is in a dream. He then experiences the 'kick' and is woken up. The boy then finds himself in a magical school. In this school is is tasked by the eldest teacher to search for the one ring...

 

[Dave the OAP]

I would write something about Agamemnon and the mycenae bronze age and why the Greek gods are as relevant today as Christianity

 

[skipper734]

Come Fishing

Does Janbha know about this?

 

[Taybha]

Does Janbha know about this?

i am my own man and i do exactly what she wants

 

[Return of the Rev]

Any more snippets Rev

HERE GOES!

THE CRIPPLE CROW PUSHED PAST SEVERAL CHINESE CHILDREN TO WHERE HE COULD HEAR DR C SPEAKING,CAN I TALK TO DR? YES REPLIED DR C AS HE SLIPPED AWAY DOWN THE TUNNEL.