Eurovision babes...

[The Large One]

It's that time of year again when the squarking, tone-deaf peace-loving caterwaulers joining their hands across Europe to sing (ahem) for international peace, love, fun-poking and queening.

But no-one in the UK is interested in the song quality, the national boundaries, cultural identities or even that bothered about Germany and Austria ALWAYS voting douze points for each other.

Forget the Dutch curly mullets, the Russian square jaws, the auburn Oirish or the pikey scrunch-permed scouser screaming out for le Royaume-Uni, This year's - and every year's - burning question is; which country has the foxiest entry? who do we think has the nicest chick singing for them...?

My shortlist is

Andorra
Monaco
Sweden
Ukraine

http://www.eurovision.tv/english/index.htm

What do you think?

 

[Brighton Breezy]

The one from Monaco is only 16

 

[chips and gravy]

When is it? Couldn't see it on the website

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Go to the bottom where there is a list of countries and click on one.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

andorra
belgium
malta
monaco
portugal
sweden
are my faves

check out romania, she looks like the type that would sleep with you and then kill you in the morning

 

[bobbyzee]

the girl from malta has a mariah carey thing going on......good enuff for me!

i would also like to add, the girl from the ukraine is jolly nice too!

 

[Dr Schnell]

Quite like the look of Portugal.

Check out Serbia & Montenegro. They all look a bit simple to me and for some reason they appear to have a goose in their group. Looks like a classic nil point to me

 

[Dr Schnell]

Also wouldn't mind getting in amongst the Estonian ladies though it looks as if they've already enlisted the services of a bald headed gimp

 

[Easy 10]

Dig these lyrics from the Serbia & Montenegro entry (the ones with the goose):

Oh my fawn (1:1 translation)

When I think about you
I'm afraid I might fall for you again
I bite my bruised lips trying to forget the real pain

Oh my fawn, I even stopped grieving these days
I just ask the people whose words I can't hear
If you're still on your own
Oh my lassie, set off tonight
Go with who ever, doesn't matter
Find someone who reminds you of me
Then I'll try to stop loving you

Try to stop loving you

Marvellous...so basically he's got a girlfriend called "Lassie" who's smacked him in the mouth, leaving him with bruised lips, and he's telling her to go out tonight and get laid with someone, anyone.

Euro-pap....gotta love it.

 

[Easy 10]

Oooh, the Ukranian lyrics are quite beautiful in their own way. How can you fail to be moved by this:

Wild Dances

Just maybe I’m crazy,
The world spins round and round and round
shi-di-ri-di-duy, shi-di-ri-di-da-na
shi-di-ri-di-duy, shi-di-ri-di-da-na

I want you to want me as I dance
Round and round and round
shi-di-ri-di-duy, shi-di-ri-di-da-na
shi-di-ri-di-duy, shi-di-ri-di-da-na

Forever and ever go, go, go wild dancers!!

Day-na-day-na Wanna be loved
Day-na Gonna take my wild chances
Day-na-day-na Freedom above
Day-na-da-na-da I’m wild ‘n’ dancing

Hey!



WHOA !! top that.

 

[Dawsey]

Cyprus is another one that takes my liking