Essiential University Checklist

[Trufflehound]

I wouldn't buy a 20 pack of condoms Aids - they do have an expiry date. Maybe better to start with a box of 2 from a machine.

Two won't be enough to decorate the walls with "hilarious balloons" for the party.

 

[Trufflehound]

'Hilarious' or 'Profound' poster

He's got to take Meades Ball with him? MB won't like that.

 

[Tooting Gull]

A working knowledge of Rajastan and how great it is. Even if you've never been.

And a corkscrew/bottle opener thing. Sorted.

 

[Clothes Peg]

Identify essential items in these photos. I think that's the easiest way.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Gina, why have you decorated your wall with baby bels?

 

[Rookie]

oh student dorms how i miss them, the smells and the noises happy days

 

[Easy 10]

Door stops are also useful as most of the doors legally have to be those heavy fire doors. My Oxford English dictionary got battered to bits from propping open doors during freshers week parties.

Ummm, Im telling.

BRY, BRY

GINADIM PROPS OPEN THE FIRE DOORS AND IS TELLING AIDIE TO AS WELL

BRRRYYYYYY

 

[Dave the OAP]

Remembering to tell CLEARING that you have ACCEPTED the offer from your university would be really really useful and stop panicked phonecalls when loads of people are on Facebook talking about their accomadation and you have not heard anything


:thud::thud::thud::thud::thud::thud:

 

[magoo]

FOOKIN STEWDENTS!

 

[Staypuft]

Take lots of Porn

 

[bhaexpress]

 

[maffew]

Anyone going to uni, post the essiential items you may need.

20 might be overkill

that a lot of posh wanks Adrie

 

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Ummm, Im telling.

BRY, BRY

GINADIM PROPS OPEN THE FIRE DOORS AND IS TELLING AIDIE TO AS WELL

BRRRYYYYYY

Shame on you Gina when you could have brought one of these www.dorgard.com

 

[Clothes Peg]

Gina, why have you decorated your wall with baby bels?

They're Christmas baubles actually. Some in the kitchen too on the cabinet handles.

 

[Adam Virgo's Shirt]

Tesco value food but TWININGS expensive teabags!!

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Noticed that Gina does not actually have a Seagulls cup (available from the club shop) on display.....

And as for condoms, isn't it fashionable at Uni to be "curious", just so that you can deny it later? Best invest in some steel-walled radials to protect the haemorroids....

 

[reigate]

Identify essential items in these photos. I think that's the easiest way.

Looking foward to getting back into that bed baby

 

[Questions]

Students................... lazy bastards

 

[Cian]

That dorm is unrealistically clean, Gina...

 

[Buzzer]

sigh...yes, you are going to Uni. We know, Adie. Please...no more of these pointless threads.