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New Football Blow Job For Eriksson
Sorry, that should be New Football Job Blow For Eriksson
England coach Sven Goran Eriksson is to be charged with bringing the game into disrepute. It’s claimed that Eriksson took time off from his highly paid job of chief shagging instructor for, as he put it, some steamy nights of shameful ‘football’.
It transpires that his entire squad of highly paid shaggers - including legendary legover artistes like David Beckam and Wayne Rooney - have been discovered on more than one occasion indulging in unnatural practices (at least for Englishmen) – like trapping, holding the ball, dribbling and at the end, shooting. Thankfully, they usually miss.
Although Eriksson (who says he prefers to watch ) always begs them to perform in front of him, they usually bottle out. Yet on some occasions their disgusting displays of 'football’ have been watched by up to 70,000 people, paying as much as £70 a head.
Eriksson’s regular shagging partner, Mark Palios, chief executive of the f***ing Association said, “I don’t know what came over me – or indeed who. One minute there I was, enjoying a good roast, the next I was flat on my back in a crowd of sweating players, all doing sit-ups. I’m so ashamed of myself.”
Sorry, that should be New Football Job Blow For Eriksson
England coach Sven Goran Eriksson is to be charged with bringing the game into disrepute. It’s claimed that Eriksson took time off from his highly paid job of chief shagging instructor for, as he put it, some steamy nights of shameful ‘football’.
It transpires that his entire squad of highly paid shaggers - including legendary legover artistes like David Beckam and Wayne Rooney - have been discovered on more than one occasion indulging in unnatural practices (at least for Englishmen) – like trapping, holding the ball, dribbling and at the end, shooting. Thankfully, they usually miss.
Although Eriksson (who says he prefers to watch ) always begs them to perform in front of him, they usually bottle out. Yet on some occasions their disgusting displays of 'football’ have been watched by up to 70,000 people, paying as much as £70 a head.
Eriksson’s regular shagging partner, Mark Palios, chief executive of the f***ing Association said, “I don’t know what came over me – or indeed who. One minute there I was, enjoying a good roast, the next I was flat on my back in a crowd of sweating players, all doing sit-ups. I’m so ashamed of myself.”
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