[Football] England's Soft Semi

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Well played England

So. Who do you fancy for your next bye: Russia, lowest ranked team in the competition, or a misfiring Croatian side?

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

After drinking all afternoon and evening, there will be many, many soft semis in England tonight.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Got to be Croatia. A hostile Russian crowd will be very tough to keep quiet.

 

[Weststander]

Well played England

So. Who do you fancy for your next bye: Russia, lowest ranked team in the competition, or a misfiring Croatian side?

Whilst dining on haggis, sour grapes, washed down by a pint of bitter.

Meanwhile, north of the border, donkeys such as Scott Brown prepare for more joke football, after a career completely devoid of tournament football.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Croatia because the officials could be finding bags of roubles and/or threatening letters from Putin's 'friends', if it's Russia.

 

[B52]

Well played England

So. Who do you fancy for your next bye: Russia, lowest ranked team in the competition, or a misfiring Croatian side?

Not now Tom. We want to enjoy the moment, and enjoy.

 

[Stat Brother]

Are Scotchland lining up a friendly v England in September so they can try and be Pretend World Champions, again?

 

[Dave the OAP]

Well played England

So. Who do you fancy for your next bye: Russia, lowest ranked team in the competition, or a misfiring Croatian side?

Have to be there mate, have to be there

 

[SweatyMexican]

100% Russia.

They could take as many drugs as they want, but Modric scares me even more.

 

[Beach Hut]

To be honest this England team will fear no-one

 

[moggy]

Well played England

So. Who do you fancy for your next bye: Russia, lowest ranked team in the competition, or a misfiring Croatian side?

Were they lower ranked than Panama?

 

[Butch Willykins]

Imagine being a sweaty.

 

[Stat Brother]

Imagine being a sweaty.

I don't have to imagine!!


Oh sorry I see what you mean

 

[Wellesley]

Well played England

So. Who do you fancy for your next bye: Russia, lowest ranked team in the competition, or a misfiring Croatian side?

You know how pathetic the Palace fans that post on here seem. Well......

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Not sure about you chaps, but I already have a



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[Worried Man Blues]

Mc Ewans champion here, not getting run away with it, more staggering............

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Imagine being a sweaty.

Its the life-expectancy that would worry me the most. Given the shitness of my existence, it would be WAY too long.

 

[Saunders]

Well played England

So. Who do you fancy for your next bye: Russia, lowest ranked team in the competition, or a misfiring Croatian side?

I am just glad they arent as hard as Costa Rica.

 

[Weststander]

Not sure about you chaps, but I already have a

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Washed down by their drink of choice:



Hic.

 

[lawros left foot]

Tom, please keep writing us off, or damning us with faint praise, cos it’s working a belter so far.



Don’t ever change