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England voted the worst team to ever get to 1/4 finals



Silent Bob

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Dec 6, 2004
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Uncle Spielberg said:
A selection of pundits and fans from around the world have decided that England are the worst team EVER to have reached a World Cup Quarter Final in the history of the competition. Over 5000 people polled overwhelmingly voted England the worst team ever to have progressed so far.

This is based on the 4 games to date , goal scoring chances, possession, quality of the opposition and team tactics.
Go away. :clap:
 




Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,895
Brighton, UK
Willow said:
Sounds like a case of 'comedy poll rigging', probably by the jocks.
Possibly. I reckon he's made it up completely.
 












Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
The Krauts have been on blistering form.

Overall I think this World Cup has been a dissapointment and England have served up 4 shite turns.

4 steaming dog poo's on a plate.
 






Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,895
Brighton, UK
Uncle Spielberg said:
The Krauts have been on blistering form.

Overall I think this World Cup has been a dissapointment and England have served up 4 shite turns.

4 steaming dog poo's on a plate.
Indeed, I can't argue with any of that.

So where's this poll then, er, "island monkey"?
 


Cian

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Jul 16, 2003
14,262
Dublin, Ireland
MYOB said:
Scored two actually, including once against England :salute:

Actually, despite all the lording around, when was the last time you actually beat us? Your thugs started rioting when we went ahead last time...

1985. Found out myself...
 


keaton

Big heart, hot blood and balls. Big balls
Nov 18, 2004
9,975
MYOB said:
Scored two actually, including once against England :salute:

Actually, despite all the lording around, when was the last time you actually beat us? Your thugs started rioting when we went ahead last time...

You drew with Egypt, you were shite admit it.
I don't have to care when we last beat you we're in the world cup quarter finals, you're not
 




Albion Rob

New member
MYOB said:
Scored two actually, including once against England :salute:

Actually, despite all the lording around, when was the last time you actually beat us? Your thugs started rioting when we went ahead last time...

Boring, boring, boring, in fact, I hope you're enjoying us boring our way to the quarter finals of the World Cup.
 




Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
" Are you coming on Thursday? "

Probably not.

I have some bad shit going on I need to sort out but thanks anyway.
 




Stinky Kat

Tripping
Oct 27, 2004
3,382
Catsfield
Uncle Spielberg said:
The Krauts have been on blistering form.

Overall I think this World Cup has been a dissapointment and England have served up 4 shite turns.

4 steaming dog poo's on a plate.

Yeah but we are in the quarter finals. Its like Brighton, we are shit but we still support them and if we got some points being awful we would not care.

Yes England have not matched the hype but they have beaten teams when they need to and drew against a bogey team. We will beat Portugal and then who knows
 




keaton

Big heart, hot blood and balls. Big balls
Nov 18, 2004
9,975
Uncle Spielberg said:
The Krauts have been on blistering form.

Overall I think this World Cup has been a dissapointment and England have served up 4 shite turns.

4 steaming dog poo's on a plate.

They made extremely hard-work and conceded two goals to a awful Costa Rica team, got a last minute winner against 10-men Poland whose best players play for Germany and beat a pretty much semi-string none trying Ecaudor team. They did look good against Sweden but Sweden looked far poorer against them than against us
 


Uncle Buck

Ghost Writer
Jul 7, 2003
28,075
keaton said:
They made extremely hard-work and conceded two goals to a awful Costa Rica team, got a last minute winner against 10-men Poland whose best players play for Germany and beat a pretty much semi-string none trying Ecaudor team. They did look good against Sweden but Sweden looked far poorer against them than against us

Klinsman has worked out that their defence is shite, so they are playing a very attacking game to get round this. However a team like Argentina with decent movement amongst their forwards and good at retaining the ball, should beat them.
 




Cian

Well-known member
Jul 16, 2003
14,262
Dublin, Ireland
Willow said:
That must have been the last time you turned out without any Englishmen propping your side up. :)

Drop the Canadian and all the Carribean players and see can you even field a team. Doubt it.
 


Man of Harveys

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Jul 9, 2003
18,895
Brighton, UK
keaton said:
They made extremely hard-work and conceded two goals to a awful Costa Rica team, got a last minute winner against 10-men Poland whose best players play for Germany and beat a pretty much semi-string none trying Ecaudor team. They did look good against Sweden but Sweden looked far poorer against them than against us
Where to begin? What a load of mean-spirited drivel almost from start to finish about a young side playing way beyond its, its public's and its coaches' pre-tournament expectations. A post almost as laughable as favourably comparing England's performance against Sweden to Germany's. :lolol:
 


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